Robert Pattinson is a Used Cars Salesman??
In honor of the extreme level of (sometimes frightening) stardom that Rob Pattinson has experienced over the past years due to his role as the lovable, chaste, moping, undead Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga, we’re starting a new weekly segment called “What If Rob Pattinson Was…”
Each week on Friday, we’ll debut a new WIRPW segment posing the a new question about what RPattz could have done with his life instead of portraying vampy Edward Cullen trying not to drink sulky Bella Swan’s (Kristen Stewart) blood.
So this week we wonder: “What if Rob Pattinson was a…Used Cars Salesman!”
What if RPattz was a used cars salesman instead of a heartthrob actor! Rob’s Dad Dick worked as a luxury cars salesman, so perhaps the old apple didn’t far too far from the tree?
What if Rob was your go-to guy when you wanted a great deal on a pre-owned Honda Civic? What if every night when you turned on the telly you’d catch Robert Pattinson screaming for you to “Come on down and check out his hot deals”?
Let’s face it; he already has the crazy fly away hair and the propensity for plaid shirts!
We invite you all to dream..what if…