Emma Roberts Finds Out that Team Edward Fans are Scarier than Real Vampires (and way scarier than vegetarian vampires!)
Actress Emma Roberts has made a near fatal mistake and paid dearly for it! The young actress confessed on a recent appearance on the Tonight Show that she is “Team Jacob”…DA DA DAHHHH….. Apparently the actor who plays Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, made a joke in response and laughed about the comment.
The real Edward Cullen was unable to comment because HE IS NOT REAL! Jacob Black also was not available to comment because HE IS NOT REAL EITHER!
But try telling that to millions of angry, pitch-fork wielding Team Edward fans! Almost as soon as poor Emma Roberts made the statement she began to receive harassing messages on her Twitter account from the maddened fans of Edward Cullen.
The comments were so vicious and so large in number that Emma Roberts has now deleted her Twitter account to escape them.
Perhaps the next course of action for young Emma Robert’s to take is to force her famous aunt Julia Roberts to confess whether SHE is team Edward or team Jacob. This would no doubt lead to every adult female actress to do the same. Lines would be drawn in the sand and then two armies of wild-eyed Amazonian actresses would face off in fierce battle and settle this whole Team Edward/Team Jacob question ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
So whose side are you Really on Julia?!
Ok, maybe not…
But seriously, we haven’t seen this type of zealotry since Simon’s dance number in Jesus Christ Superstar! If only we could encourage Team Edward fans to somehow team together to fight world hunger, just think of all of the good that they could do! But until that beautiful day, at least they can influence the world by terrifying young actresses into rejecting the latest social networking trends.