Mark Wahlberg Takes Back Penis Dedication
AHH, the caprice of youth, and then the WTF?! was I thinking of adulthood…
Remember that time you dialed up your local radio station and requested that they dedicate As Long as You Love Me to your ex who you found on three days later was cheating on you with your friend? Well, it seems that celebrities aren’t immune to making dedications that they later regret too.
In a recent interview with Belinda Luschome of Time, Mark Wahlberg was asked if his penis was grateful for the thoughtful dedication Mark gave it in his memoir published in 1992. Mark Wahlberg refused to answer the question sharply retorting “That is the one question I won’t answer!” Mark Wahlberg did however say that he would agree to renew his rap career if Justin Bieber wanted to work with him.
So, you dedicated your memoir (written in 1992) to your penis……and now you don’t want to talk about it?
Come on Mark! We’ve all been there buddy! We’ve all written a memoir and dedicated it to our genitals…okay…maybe not…
Chalk it up to a lesson learned. We still love you Mark Wahlberg and support you in everything you do..except the rap track with JBieber.
As for the penis dedication incident Mr. Mark Wahlberg, You know the rule, no takesies-backsies!
PS: I formally dedicate this post to my breasts. yay!!!!!!!!!!