For Readers Interested in Angelina Jolie’s Ass…
Well Celebstalkers, for the past week we’ve noticed a veritable flood of googlers have found our site by searching for terms such as “angelina jolie ass”, “angelina ass” , “jolies ass” and other combinations of words all having to do with the butt of one Ms. Angelina Jolie.
We aren’t quite sure why google thinks that our blog is relevant to these types of search terms…maybe because we once wrote that she kicks ass? At any rate since so many of you have found us on your quest to view Ms. Jolie’s rear end, we’ve decided rather than fight it, we’d just give in and give you what you want. So enjoy the rest of the post you cheeky monkeys and we hope that your boss isn’t paying you for this! 😉
Yep, there it is. It’s Angelina Jolie’s ass. Do you feel the magic? I know that I sure do…
Is this what all of you ass-googlers have been searching for? Maybe just rent Wanted and you can see all of Angelina Jolie’s ass in live action. You could even pause, or try watching in slowmotion…whatever floats ur boat.
JACK-POT!!!!!!!!!! This is another picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass that you could have seen (and may have) if you watched Wanted. If you found our page by googling Angelina’s entire ass, then I’m sorry that we’ve wasted your time (which is obviously very valuable since you spend your days googling things like “Angelina Jolie’s ass”.
Here is an “up close and personal” picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass from a red carpet appearance a while ago. This is personally my fav pic of the ass of Angelina Jolie because she’s split her leather pants. Anyone who has worn leather pants knows that you gotta wear those mofo’s tight, thus splitage is always a fear….Isn’t it nice to know that celebrities go through the same things that we all have to go through?
Note the hand splayed over the butt of Angelina Jolie. Or should I say “Angelina Jolie’s ass? That’s her loyal, loving husband Brad Pitt protecting his lady by attempting to cover up the split. Isn’t it romantic?!! AAAAWWWWEEEE….
Well readers, we hope that if you are one of the many, many folks who have found our blog by searching for Angelina Jolies ass that this post has made all of your dreams come true. We hope that this has been the “rich stuff” that your little Goonie hearts have been hunting for.
CelebStalk will now return to our regular programming. Our apologies Ms. Jolie
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