Septembers Mougar of the Month is….GORGEOUS GEORGE!!!

Holy hot mougars! He’s the moug you’ve all been waiting for, Celebstalkers! Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, George Clooney, has been rockin’ our worlds ever since he put on his doctors coat as Dr. Doug Ross in ER in 1994. Since then, he has played an escaped convict, a master thief and the caped crusader (Hello Bat-Nipples!). In his newest project, The American, which opens today, George plays an assassin who hides out in Italy for one last assignment.

So without further adieu, we tip our hats to you and all your hotness Gorgeous George!

MINI BIO: The yummiest thing to come out of Kentucky since fried chicken, George was born in 1961 in Lexington. After his cousin got him a small part in a movie in 1982, George headed to Hollywood where he lived in a friend’s closet for a year before he found work. After doing small roles on t.v. shows here and there, Clooney hit it big when he signed on to star in ER and has been making us want to play doctor with him ever since!

WHY WE LOVE HIM! (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!): Are you kidding? He’s George freakin’ Clooney! This man is so hot he makes you wanna slap your husband! Not only that, he’s the moug who cares. Whether he’s fighting for diseases or trying to keep the peace in Darfur, for years George has used his fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place through raising awareness for the causes he believes in, stating the he is an activist first and an actor second and that is sexy! Not to mention, he is a perpetual bachelor who swears he will never marry again, which makes him unattainable which makes us want him more. Does it matter that we don’t know him personally? Nope. Does it matter that his current girlfriend is an Italian supermodel? Petty details. What matters is that women want him and men want to be him. He is a given. When you met your husband and you first had “the talk” about all the celebrities you found attractive, he already knew about George. Dude is so hot that your man doesn’t even fight the attraction…he knows its an uphill battle. There are three little facts in life, Celebstalkers: 1. The world is round 2. The only things certain are death and taxes and 3. Your husband already knows that George Clooney is shagarrific and that the more he fights it, the hotter Clooney will get. It’s like fighting gravity…

MOUGABILITY: If George Clooney made a 2 hour movie where he did nothing but sit in a chair and read the back of a cereal box, you would go see it. Deny it all you want, but it’s true. If he stood there with his shirt off, women would fight to the death to get a seat in the theaters and he would make a billion dollars. Yes, you would! And your hubby wouldn’t fight it. George is one of the few men who can make you laugh and cry in the same second. He has a great sense of humor and a killer ass and no matter what, he gets more distinguished and sexy every time we see him. The fact that guys automatically accept this and that George fights for the world makes him even sexier. He is the epitome of classy mougar material. So, Georgie, we salute you! You are one sexy mougamuffin!

Ready for more of Gorgeous George? The American opens nationwide in theaters today! Go see it now! No cereal box reading, we promise! (As if it would even matter!)

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