Hey there Celebstalkers! Echo and Foxtrot here and we know you must be wondering where we have been! Well, as you know the end of another year is fast approaching, which many things here at Celebstalk!
You may also notice that we did not post a Mougar of the Month for the month of December…well..it’s all part of the plan, Celebstalkers! Since it is the end of the year and we know that you have all been very good boys and girls this year, we are preparing an extra special post for our Mougar of the YEAR!
The Mougar to top all Mougars from 2010!
We PROMISE it will be worth the wait!
Who do you think he will be?? We have had such tasty moug’s on our site this year, it’s hard to believe there could be one man to out-Moug them all, but there is!!
Please be patient with us while we get him ready for his big unveiling!!!! And comment below if you’d care to venture a guess!
Since the dawn of time, there have been the emotions of happiness and sadness, love and pain, comedy and tragedy…
Can be identified by the spiky top and soft wisps on the bottom.
Has been responsible for the success of sitcoms, movies, music and romance.
Is often accompanied by a general state of happiness and awesomeness.
The Tragedy Mullet
Is easily identifiable by subject harboring a general sense of hatred and/or disgust for the rest of the world.
Pairs wonderfully with ill fitting tank top and/or flannel.
Has been responsible for murderous rages, teary outbursts, music and romance.
So what have these mullets contributed to society? More than you probably know. While many people assume that comedy/tragedy mullets are affected primarily by the subjects wearing them, this is absolutely false. Celebstalk has been tirelessly researching this phenomenon and have found that the real culprit that is responsible for the mass hysteria is indeed the mullet itself.
If you’ll notice, the mullet worn by David Spade in the movie Joe Dirt is completely different from the mullet Charlize Theron wore in Monster. While many of you likely assume that the mullet was put in these movies strictly to imitate the characters, it is actually the mullet that is responsible for the acts that were committed by each person. We have included some of Celebstalk’s findings below.
Notice how Joe Dirt is smiling? We believe that the sideburn portion of the mullet is responsible for this. I mean, come on, if you had awesome ‘burns like these, wouldn’t YOU be happy as hell? We sure would!
Also notice the length: We have determined that the length of the mullet contributes to the length of happiness on the mullet-meter. The fact that the mullet thins out dramatically we believe contributes to the level of happiness by not “dragging down” the subject.
Take a moment, also, to notice that even though David is wearing the worst possible alligator fighting outfit ever, he is still smiling. Do you really think that if he had any other hairstyle that he would be so happy? The answer is clear: Hell to the no!
Notice the expression on Charlize Theron’s face as she plays the lead in the movie Monster. See her general distaste and shocked look? We think that this is due to the slight feathering and sweepiness of the top of the mullet. Her eyes are only open so widely because she can’t control the mullet.
Take a look at the thickness of the mullet. It is almost exactly the same thickness of the gun she is carrying, which ironically, looks great with this mullet.
Notice the general “thrown together” look that the subject is wearing? We believe that this is because of the mullet. This woman is clearly so distraught by the affects and appearance of the mullet that she threw together this disaster of an outfit in an effort to escape it. When she got to the forest, she realized her plan had failed and snapped. This was the beginning of the end for this poor tragic case. If she had any other hairstyle, would she have gone over the edge? The world will never know…..
So what do you think, Celebstalkers? Which mullet is your favorite? Do you prefer the raw, murderous, rage inflicting mullet? Or are you more in favor of the alligator wrestling, sideburn sporting happiness that is the comedy mullet? Vote now!
Welcome to Celebstalk’s First Annual Mullet Mondays: Shark Week Edition!!
For the first time ever, Celebstalk pays homage to the mullet with bite!
The Shark Week Mullet! Also known as…The Shark-A-Khan Mullet!
So what exactly IS a Shark-A-Khan Mullet? Ha! Like we’ve never been asked THAT before!
While your traditional mullet is all about the “business up front, party in the back” culture that swept the nation, the Shark-A-Khan Mullet takes it to the next level by pullin’ the “party in the back” up to the whole damn dance floor! By combining the mullety goodness with the shark-esque look of the mohawk, you achieve the rare but totally rad Shark-A-Khan Mullet, proving these daring Shark-A-Khan mullet lovers live every week like it’s Shark Week.
Exhibit A: The Mohican Mohawkin’ Shark-A-Khan Mullet
In The Last of the Mohican’s, Wes Studi’s Shark-A-Khan Mullet came to play! Not only did the ‘do encompass everything that the Shark-A-Khan Mullet stands for, but Wes took it further by accessorizing the hell out of it! Notice how the party is clearly on in the front and continues to the back? Classic Shark-A-Khan Mullet. Studi gets it.
Exhibit B: The Proud Mary Shark-A-Khan Mullet
When Tina Turner got tired of workin’ for the man every night and day, she revolutionized the mullet by putting her own can of stank on it. Not content with the mere shindig in the back, Tina opted to turn up the volume in the front for a celebratory coif like no other, taking her look to new heights. What’s love got to do with it? We bet more than we will ever freaking know!
So Celebstalk salutes these defiant ‘do donners for their bravado.
Mullet let me love you, Shark-A-Khan.
It’s Monday again and you know what that means…time for another edition of…
This week we’re honoring that hairdo of devotion, that cut of commitment, that style that signifies allegiance like no other hairstyle can…
The Tribute Mullet!
While the tribute mullet is a staple of the 1970-1980’s rock and roll biopic, not all Celebs approach the donning of this legendary look with equal reverence and dedication.
Standing out in a crowd of half-hearted hairstyle-imitators are two Tribute Mullets that we at CelebStalk feel shine as superior examples of unwavering loyalty to the truth, the power, the ultimate sacrifice that is….the Tribute Mullet….
- The Kristen Stewart Joan Jett Tribute Mullet
It’s natty, it’s ratty, and it’s 100% the real deal…It’s the Kstew Joan Jett Tribute Mullet!
In the summer of 2009, Kristen Stewart went Full Monty foregoing a mullet wig and chopping off her beauteous Bella locks to portray bad-girl rocker Joan Jett in the film The Runaways. Kristen Stewart braved the rapid insults of celebrity bloggers and the heckling of Robert Pattinson fans, and condemned Bella Swan to bad hair in Eclipse, all as part of her unshakable commitment to play Joan Jett as she truly was—mullet and all…
It’s this kind of fierce dedication to the Business Up Front, Party in the Back lifestyle that earns Kristen Stewart her spot in the Mullet Tribute Hall of Fame. Bravo Kristen Stewart, and if there really is a Valhalla for Mullet Warriors, we’re sure you’ve earned your place in paradise.
2. The Jonathan Rhys Ziggy Stardust Tribute Mullet
In 1998’s daring look into the world of Glam-Rock, Velvet Goldmine, actor Jonathan Rhys forever left the pack of apathetic tribute mullet wearers in the (Ziggy Star-) dust with a glittery, androgynous, based-on-David-Bowie Tribute Mullet. In the film, Jonathan Rhys plays Brian Slade, a character that was based on an amalgamation of three-fourths David Bowie and one-fourth Marc Bolen. His on-screen love interest, played by Ewan McGregor, was loosely based on Iggy Pop, leaving audiences to forever wonder if“Ziggy-Iggy Love” really did exist… (David Bowie himself disliked the script so much that his songs don’t appear in the film).
Fearlessly facing the frowns of glam-rock and gay-love naysayers alike, Jonathan Rhys forged a new frontier for the biopic and the tribute mullets alike. While not going quite Full Monty on the length of the Ziggy-inspired mullet, Jonathan Rhys still gives us one of the most courageous Tribute Mullets of all time that definitely earns him a place in the Tribute Mullet Hall of Fame.
Now that you know the facts and have seen the evidence of these two tenaciously true to life Tribute Mullets it’s time to cast your vote!
Which Tribute Mullet rocked it all the way up to 11 best in your opinion?
Today marks the first day of a new weekly segment here on CelebStalk:
Celebrity Mullet Mondays!
From now on every Monday we’ll be showcasing new pictures of celebrities who have taken a walk on the wild side and helped to perpetuate the ‘Business Up Front, Party in the Back’ lifestyle.
Thought that the Mullet was just a marginal hairstyle reserved for hillbillies? Think again! You won’t believe which Hollywood Hotties have jumped on the Mullet Wagon over the years.
And as if laughing at Celebrity Mullets wasn’t enough to help you kick-start your week, you’ll be able to add your two cents in by voting for your fave celeb mullet each week!
So be sure to tune in every Monday without fail and cast your vote in a new Mull-tastic category!
Now, for our first Celebrity Mullet Monday Category: The Rock N’ Mull-(et)
Who Had the Best Rock N’Mull-(et)
U2 (Business up) Front-Man Bono?
Bon Jovi’s lead guitarist (and lead Mullet-maker), Richie Sambora ?