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Mougar of the Month

MOUGAR of the YEAR!!! HERE’S JOHNNY!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, CELEBSTALKERS!!! You’ve waited patiently and we will not disappoint you!! Celebstalk’s 1st Annual Mougar of the Year is JOHNNY DEPP!!!!

Ever since he first caught our gaze in Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street as the hottie who got sucked into the mattress, we’ve been dreaming of him! Since then, he has appeared in countless movies and television shows and has rapidly become the most swoon worthy celebrity in the universe! While that alone may give us enough reason to name him our Celebstalk Moug of the Year, we won’t stop there! Settle in for the most epic mougalicious post ever on Celebstalk!!

Mini Bio: Johnny was born in Kentucky and raised in Florida where he dropped out of high school at the age of 15 to pursue his dreams of becoming a rock star. After being introduced to Nicholas Cage, he decided to try his hand at acting and the rest is mougar history! Since, he has appeared in a myriad of roles ranging from the ultra-eccentric Mad Hatter and Edward Scissorhands to playing a real life druglord to the world’s most beloved pirate. He has been awarded People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive multiple times, has opened for Iggy Pop and Duran Duran and has a nightclub in Estonia named after him, which is quite a step up from selling ball point pens (which he did before he acted). Nowadays, he is one of the most famous, beloved and fantasized about male celebrities on the face of the Earth! We love you, Johnny, you mougalicious son of a bitch!

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should Too!): Hello! He’s JOHNNY FREAKING DEPP! Everyone loves this guy! Not only is he one of the most versatile actors in the history of the cinema, but he is also one of the most gorgeous! Almost anyone can be hot, but it takes something more to be THAT hot and still make you actually want to watch a movie and find out what happens. He is everything that you could ever want in a man. He has every big selling quality of all of our previous Moug’s in one beautiful package. He has the versatility that made us fall for Robert Downey Jr. in May, the perfect good looks and romance that made us crush for Edward Cullen in June, the sense of humor that made us rush to Rudd, the rugged good looks and strong body that made us beg for Gerard Butler, the distinguished, classic good looks of Gorgeous George in September, the class and sensitivity that made us crave Colin and the sexy mystery that we wanted from Denzel and more! There is no end to the things that we love about Johnny Depp, everything from his talent to his heart breaking good looks makes us love him and he has the personality to boot! He is the perfect man through and through and he just gets better every year.

His Mougability: This man can do anything! He takes everything you want and he makes it more than you could ever imagine! He is passionate, he is unique, he is multi-talented, he is sexy, he is sensitive, he is the “given.” It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or what kind of man you like, you love Johnny and your man knows it. What’s better, is he can’t even be mad about it because he knows that’s just how it is. There has never been a woman on the face of the planet that has seen this man and not fell head over heels stupid in lust with him! And to top it off, he is really amazing at what he does. On a Friday night, you can pop in a Depp flick and be instantly entertained. Men want to be him, women want to be his slave. His is the total freaking package!

So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s Celebstalkers! We have had a lot of amazing Moug’s this year and Johnny takes the cake for Celebstalks 2010 Mougar of the Year! We love you Johnny! You were definitely worth the wait!!!

Wanna see more Depp? Hell yeah you do! Right now, you can catch him in theaters in his newest movie, The Tourist, where he costars with Angelina Jolie. He has at least 8 (that’s right Celebstalkers!!!) projects in the works, so we can tell you that you can expect to see much much more of him in the future! But until then….

December 25, 2010 | Categories: Breaking Celebrity NewsFunny Celebrity PhotosJohnny DeppKnow

 

November’s Mougar Of The Month Is DENZEL!!!

That’s right, Celebstalkers! November’s Mougar of the Month is the original cocoa dreamboat himself!! Denzel Washington has been a staple in our mougar handbooks since day one and is one of the planets most mougarlicious celebrities ever! Whether he is fighting to save his kid, someone else’s kid or he’s pushing drugs, there is no way that this man can be considered less than delicious! So, Denzel….We commend you for your hotness as we name you November’s Moug of the Month! Grrrr baby!

Mini Bio: Born in 1954 in Mount Vernon, New York, Denzel made his first big screen appearance in the movie Carbon Copy in 1981. After a brief stint on St. Elsewhere, we really got a peek at his talent and his sex appeal when he began appearing in big budget productions in the 90′s such as The Pelican Brief, Philadelphia and The Preacher’s Wife. He has been setting off our moug-o-meters ever since!

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should Too!!): Dude, come ON!!! It’s DENZEL! You can barely say this man’s name without shrieking like a twelve year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert! Every woman in the world gets the fever every time this man’s name is even mentioned!  This man is like a fine wine, he just gets yummier, more distinguished and more intoxicating with age. Every woman on the planet loves Denzel freaking Washington!

His Mougability: The reason that this man is one of the finest mougars on the planet is because it just doesn’t even matter what he does, you still want him! He could be boiling puppies and he would still find a way to be gorgeous and have that sexy mysterious sensitive side to him that would intrigue us and make us want to tie on an apron ourselves. Whether he is pushing drugs or kickin’ ass, you always want this guy to win and that is pretty powerful.

Wanna get another taste of Denzel? Hell yeah you do! Check him out in his newest film, Unstoppable, on November 11th in theaters everywhere. In Unstoppable, he stars alongside the sexy Chris Pine as Frank Barnes, where the two of them step up to stop an out of control train carrying explosive chemicals from hitting another train full of elementary school students.

 

 

October’s Mougar of the Month is Colin Firth!!

Mmmm…the total package! Colin Firth has starred in films portraying some of the most mougariffic men in the history of the silver screen. He’s the perfect gentlemen with a naughty side just waiting to come out and play! From his heart wrenching hotness to his sexy British accent, Colin Firth is the poster boy for the classy mougar, making Celebstalk proud to name him our outstanding October Mougar of the Month!

Mini Bio: Born into an academic family, Colin’s first role was while he was in infant school where he played Jack Frost in a holiday pantomime. His early childhood was spent in Nigeria with his grandparents, who were missionaries, and once he returned to England at age five, he attended a comprehensive school. He was discovered in his final term while playing Hamlet and the rest was mougar history.

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should Too!): No matter what super-sensitive-sexy stud Colin portrays, women WANT him. Not just that, they yearn for him! He could play a garbage man with a drug addiction who leaves his wife to join a circus of storm trooper impersonators and somehow, women would STILL want him. His raw, sexual magnetism permeates into each and every role he plays and he finds a way to fulfill nearly every romantic fantasy women across the globe have ever had on screen, which makes him irresistible, all the while acting as though he is completely oblivious to his mega-hotness. Ahh, Colin…you are our modern day moug in shining armor!

Mougability: When it comes to Colin the question is not what IS mougalicious about him, but rather what is NOT mougalious. The Firth Man is the ultimate package! He’s sexy, sensitive, talented, smart, classy, and he has the most adorable accent you’ve ever heard.

Colin is the kind of guy that takes you out on a REAL date with everything from flowers, to candle-light, to a fantastic “no-strings attached” foot massage included. He’ll ask you about your feelings and dreams, buy you a baby kitten, do all of the laundry, cook you dinner, then eye-&*^% you across the table til your knees are so weak that he has to carry you to bed, where he’ll rock your world and let you call him Mr. Darcy!  How can any girl resist him?!

But watch out ladies, this is one guy you’d have to hide from your family and friends….why? Cause everyone from your Mum, to your BFF, to your straight brother wants this guy all to themselves. What can we  say about the swoon-tastic Mr. Firth, but that he has bewitched us, body and soul and we love him…most ardently!

Most Mougarific Movies

Looking to spend some quality time with this Babelicious Brit? We thought so! Rent these mougary movies starring everyone’s favorite English (Sex)Muffin right now!

1. Pride and Prejudice – Colin is pouty, proud, and posh  in this great adaptation of Jane Austen’s most famous novel. There is a reason that all women want Mr. Darcy and Colin has only amplified that level of want up to 11!

2. Bridget Jones Diary – Colin once again plays Mr.Darcy (Mark Darcy here) in this hilarious romantic comedy, he’s hopelessly adorable even when you think he’s a prick. And come on! Not many men can rock a reindeer sweater and still look that hot!

3. Love Actually -Why this movie? Let’s see, maybe for the scene that every woman fantastizes about nightly?! Colin Firth learning your language just so that he can march into your crappy job, declare his love, propose marriage, and take you away to worship you forever. Sigh.

4. A Single Man – This film recently got Colin Firth the coveted Oscar nod and if he’d won it no one would have said he didn’t earn it.  While the film is sad, it shows Colin’s phenomenal range, has some heartbreakingly sweet scenes, and shows the world that Colin supports everyone’s right to love and be loved, which is perhaps the hottest thing about our Mr. October Mougar of the Month, Colin Firth!

SEPTEMBERS MOUGAR OF THE MONTH IS… GORGEOUS GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy hot mougars! He’s the moug you’ve all been waiting for, Celebstalkers! Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, George Clooney, has been rockin’ our worlds ever since he put on his doctors coat as Dr. Doug Ross in ER in 1994. Since then, he has played an escaped convict, a master thief and the caped crusader (Hello Bat-Nipples!). In his newest project, The American, which opens today, George plays an assassin who hides out in Italy for one last assignment.

So without further adieu, we tip our hats to you and all your hotness Gorgeous George!

MINI BIO: The yummiest thing to come out of Kentucky since fried chicken, George was born in 1961 in Lexington. After his cousin got him a small part in a movie in 1982, George headed to Hollywood where he lived in a friend’s closet for a year before he found work. After doing small roles on t.v. shows here and there, Clooney hit it big when he signed on to star in ER and has been making us want to play doctor with him ever since!

WHY WE LOVE HIM! (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!): Are you kidding? He’s George freakin’ Clooney! This man is so hot he makes you wanna slap your husband! Not only that, he’s the moug who cares. Whether he’s fighting for diseases or trying to keep the peace in Darfur, for years George has used his fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place through raising awareness for the causes he believes in, stating the he is an activist first and an actor second and that is sexy! Not to mention, he is a perpetual bachelor who swears he will never marry again, which makes him unattainable which makes us want him more. Does it matter that we don’t know him personally? Nope. Does it matter that his current girlfriend is an Italian supermodel? Petty details. What matters is that women want him and men want to be him. He is a given. When you met your husband and you first had “the talk” about all the celebrities you found attractive, he already knew about George. Dude is so hot that your man doesn’t even fight the attraction…he knows its an uphill battle. There are three little facts in life, Celebstalkers: 1. The world is round 2. The only things certain are death and taxes and 3. Your husband already knows that George Clooney is shagarrific and that the more he fights it, the hotter Clooney will get. It’s like fighting gravity…

MOUGABILITY: If George Clooney made a 2 hour movie where he did nothing but sit in a chair and read the back of a cereal box, you would go see it. Deny it all you want, but it’s true. If he stood there with his shirt off, women would fight to the death to get a seat in the theaters and he would make a billion dollars. Yes, you would! And your hubby wouldn’t fight it. George is one of the few men who can make you laugh and cry in the same second. He has a great sense of humor and a killer ass and no matter what, he gets more distinguished and sexy every time we see him. The fact that guys automatically accept this and that George fights for the world makes him even sexier. He is the epitome of classy mougar material. So, Georgie, we salute you! You are one sexy mougamuffin!

Ready for more of Gorgeous George? The American opens nationwide in theaters today! Go see it now! No cereal box reading, we promise! (As if it would even matter!)

Announcing August’s Mougar of the Month……Gerard Butler!

That’s right Celebstalkers, Scottish Gangster of Love Gerard Butler has been setting our Moug-O-Meters off all year and it’s time to give a whole lot of credit where credit is due…

Gerard’s a trans-Atlantic sex muffin who first captured our hearts as the Phantom of the Opera. Gerard looked and sounded so sexy that we were all about a little ‘music of the night’ with him.  Since then this classic-hottie has appeared in tons of different film roles from a sexist pig, to a sweet Irish honey, to a seafaring father, all of this culminating in the sweaty, awesome-abdominal goodness that was King Leonidas of Sparta!

Mini Bio: Born November 13th 1969 in Scotland, Gerard actually studied law at the University of Glasgow as a young moug-in-training. Lucky for us Gerard got fired while working as a layer in trainer which made him turn to acting and the rest is Film Mougar history my friends.  This hunky Brit also once won recognition for saving the life of a drowning girl!

Why We Love Him (and why you should too!): Whether he’s singing and dancing, making us laugh, or running around half-dressed fighting Persians, Gerard maintains an aura of magnificent mougability that can only be described as mouth-watering. This is the guy who will save a drowning girl on his way to pick you up for your first-date, wrestle a grizzly bear and win just to impress you, and then sing you to sleep at night. Gerard’s that Mougar that your Mom loves for his sensitivity and your Dad can’t help but want to call ‘Son’ even though he’s afraid to arm wrestle him.

Mougability: This guy is just like Bacon! He’s sizzling hot, practically irresistible, and your man can’t get enough of them either!  No matter how many diverse roles he takes on, one thing remains the same: Gerard is the definition of  Drop Dead Sexy and with the brains and real-life hero factors added on-this makes him one well-rounded Mougar, totally worth of the honored title of CelebStalk August Moug of the Month!

Most Mougariffic Movies:

1)      Watch Gerard make a brooding, psychotic, composer look like the perfect mate in The Phantom of the Opera.

2)      Catch Gerard at his physical finest and never more than half-dressed in 300.

3)      See Gerard’s softer side alongside Hillary Swank in P.S. I Love You.

Are you ready to plan your next date with His Highness of Hotness Gerard? You can catch him in go Shakespearean in ‘Coriolanus’ later this year and be a hero to Sudanese child soldiers in Machine Gun Preacher in 2011!

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July’s Mougar of the Month is none other than Paul Rudd!!!

In all his nipple cupping, sheet donning glory, all-American and timeless sex-pot, Paul Rudd is our magnificent Moug o’ July!! From his roles as a pain in the ass but hot step brother to a nerdy groom to be, Paul Rudd has stolen millions of hearts around the world as a cross between the classic hottie next door and the sexy pal who can make you laugh your ass off. He has a ton of projects in the works, too, (My Idiot Brother, Wanderlust) so he will be all over the place soon! (YES!!!) With his newest project, Dinner For Schmucks, where he stars alongside funny man Steve Carrell (The Office) coming out July 30th, we tip our hats to your hotness, Paul Rudd!!

MINI BIO: Born in Jersey and raised in Kansas, Paul Rudd first registered on our mougometers back in 1995’s Clueless as Josh, Alicia Silverstone’s annoying older “step-brother” who stole our hearts. Since then, he has been a little bit of everywhere, from small guest roles on Reno 911 and Friends to leads in some of the best comedies to come out of Tinseltown for the past 15 years, including Knocked Up, Role Models and I Love You, Man.

WHY WE LOVE HIM (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!): Whether he’s making us laugh or stealing our hearts, Paul Rudd is freaking HOT! Not your typical, run of the mill hottie, Paul is the ideal man, the guy you would bring home to your mom and the guy who would drink a beer with your dad. The sensitive guy who would never break your heart and would always want to make a run to Starbucks for you. The guy who would go to the store to buy your “feminine stuff”, the guy who would take you to the theater and have intelligent conversations with you about books and music and really cared about your thoughts on Shakespeare and Hemmingway and supported the anti-fur movement as much as you, but in a totally heterosexual way that always turned you on. The guy who did a hilarious but super sexy strip tease for you to get you in the mood…Ah, Paul Rudd! You rock our worlds you mougariffic bastard!!

MOUGABILITY: This dude is so awesome that even your boyfriends and husbands will watch his movies with you! While he is best known for his romcom’s, he is all about the funny! Your man won’t even care that you think he’s hot because he’ll be laughing too hard at his crazy antics to be jealous! This guy is NEARLY fail safe!

Wanna sneak in some quality time with the Rudd? Check out Dinner for Schmucks on July 30th where Paul plays an up and coming exec who finds the perfect guest for his bosses monthly event, ‘dinner for idiots’, when he meets IRS employee played by Steve Carrell! Can’t wait that long? We don’t blame ya! Check out some of his classics to hold you over till then!!

JUNE’S MOUGAR OF THE MONTH IS…….EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!

EDWARD CULLEN

YES MA’AM! Edward Cullen is our June Mougar of the Month! Who else? Sure, he may look a little young to be a mougar, but don’t let his heart wrenchingly, drop-dead gorgeous, youthful looks fool you. Dude is 109 and never-changing  but still manages to get hotter every freaking year! Perhaps the perfect man, except for that pesky bloodlust, he is gorgeous, rich, protective, gorgeous, well dressed, perfectly mannered, gorgeous, considerate, well read, gorgeous, musically inclined, intelligent, gorgeous, strong, a wonderful dancer, did we mention how incredibly freaking gorgeous he is?! Yikes! This guy will take on a legion of blood thirsty vampires in your honor and then sing you to sleep…what more do you freaking need?! Not much, but Edward leaves us thirsty for more…

Mini Bio: Edward Cullen was born in Chicago in 1901. In 1918, while dying of the Spanish influenza, he was under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen who saw that Edward’s future looked bleak, especially since his parents had both died from the illness. Carlisle made the decision to “change” Edward to save his life. Years later, while living with the rest of his family in Forks, Washington, Edward meets Isabella (Bella) Swan and falls in love with her after she discovers that he is a vampire. Bella can’t seem to stay out of trouble and Edward swoops in and saves her every time, proving that chivalry is undead!

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should, Too!): Not only is this guy incredibly, heartbreakingly, slam- your-face-against-a-wall-and-yell-to-the-Heaven’s” WWWWHHHHYYYY?!” gorgeous, he REALLY is just about as close to perfect as you can get. He constantly dazzles us with his every move and we never get tired of him. It doesn’t hurt, either, that his character is played by one of the sexiest men alive, Robert Pattinson. With lines like “If I could dream at all, it would be about you.” and “Before you, my life was like a moonless night.” he is much more than swoon worthy. His story is that of a gothic romance novel and even though you know deep down that the story isn’t real, he makes you think it could be.

Mougability: Ever been in a spot with your mate where you said to yourself “Gosh! If only he could read my mind!” ? That’s right. Perfection! He can read minds, he has super strength, he has super speed, he is like the hottest super hero you could ever meet! Want to see more of him? Who doesn’t? You can see him on June 30th in theaters nationwide where he will be back in the newest film from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse! In this, the third installment, we see Edward and his family fight against an army of newborn vampires to save Bella. We’ve missed you Edward! You don’t know how it’s tortured us.

MAY’S MOUGAR OF THE MONTH IS ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.!


Robert Downey, Jr.

He’s the guy men want to hang out with and the guy women want to be with right now. He has seen the highs and lows of T-town. He is handsome. He is talented. He is witty. He is charming. He is seasoned. He is sexy. He is IRON MAN! He is Celebstalk’s May Mougar of the Month!!

Mini Bio: This native New Yorker’s first acting gig was at the age of 5 on a film for his father and he hasn’t stopped since. He is a chameleon and it shows in his filmography. From SNL to The Brat Pack to Chaplin to Ally McBeal to this month’s Iron Man 2, he has proven himself again and again to his fans and to critics. He has staying power and that isn’t easy to get in Hollywood. Keep your eyes peeled for much more from this sexy superstar!

Why We Love Him (and Why You Should Too!): Even though he has arguably hit more speed bumps in his career than Lindsay Lohan, this guy doesn’t know the definition of “give up.” He keeps coming back for more and he always delivers! He will inevitably entertain even the most difficult to please and keep you wanting more.


Mougability: This guys got it all. He is hot, funny, talented and versatile. He just keeps getting better and never takes no for an answer. He can make any film his own and just when you think he he’s done it all, he proves you wrong again.

CHECK OUT OUR MOUGAR OF THE MONTH PAGE TO SEE JUNES SUPER SEXY MOUG!!!

13 responses

  1. The Fizz

    Those are some sexy pics of Paul Rudd!!! VERY NICE 🙂 Keep up the good work with the mougars, I look forward to them every month! Thank you

    July 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm

  2. Brian

    As an older dude it’s nice to see some mougars getting appreciation.

    does a mougar have to date way younger women?

    July 19, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    • No way Brian! Our definition of a Mougar as used here is a hot older man. He can date younger women, women is age, or older women.

      Now, you do have your pinkie-ring wearing, jitter-bug having Mougars who only hit on the young ladies and are creepy! But our Mougar of the Month is a celebration of the older good-looking man-cougar!

      July 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm

  3. The Fizz

    All I have too say is YUMMMMMMMY!!! 😛 Not only is he HOT but multi-talented, sensitive and compassionate OMGOSH!!! I just want to lock him in my closet LOL. Keep up the GREAT work you guys never let me down 🙂

    August 3, 2010 at 11:59 pm

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  8. Nice to see Stacey Keibler and new love George Clooney so happy to be together at the premiere for his new movie The Descendants. I can’t but wonder what kind of descendants those two might have…

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