Happy Birthday Johnny Depp! Today, Celebstalk tips their hats to the mougariffic dish that is you! Some may be wondering why, of all the celebrity birthdays throughout the year, would we make an extra special post just for Johnny? Ummm….because he’s JOHNNY FREAKING DEPP! Besides, you don’t think Celebstalk would have let our 2010 Mougar of the Year slip by without notice on his 47th birthday, do you? Of course not! Lets journey back through the years to celebrate Johnny!
It all started way back in the 80’s when Nick Cage helped Johnny get into the acting biz. His first big role was in A Nightmare on Elm Street where he played sexy jock Glen Lantz and was sucked into the mattress and pulled into our hearts. Glen never saw it coming….and neither did we.
Fast forward a few years to a little show called “21 Jump Street” where Johnny played badass cop Tom Hanson for 3 years. He was tough, sexy, somewhat believable as a cop from the wrong side of the beat, he had handcuffs and women all across America wanted a strip search. Grrrr!
Over the next 4 years, Johnny stayed busy taking on blockbusters like Edward Scissorhands (where he first met Winona Ryder and Tim Burton-who he would go on to star in multiple projects), Benny & Joon, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (with then nearly unknown Leonardo DiCaprio) and Ed Wood. While there still were a few nonbelievers out there, in 1994, Johnny took a role that would skyrocket him to the top of the mougar charts.
Don Juan DeMarco. In all his open shirt, bronzey chested, spanish accent glory. This was the role that had women across the world losing their shit. This would be the first of the many roles Johnny would take that would send out hearts pacing and our minds reeling over his hotness. Did Johnny have lines in the movie? Sure. He was the star, wasn’t he? Did we hear any of them? No. No we did not.
Since 1994, Johnny has starred in over 30 more mind-numbingly hot roles where he has demonstrated his talent as an actor and as one of the most magnificent mougars who has ever walked this planet. Chocolat, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Public Enemies, Alice in Wonderland and The Tourist (with Angelina Jolie) are just a few of the amazing works we’ve seen throughout the years from Johnny and luckily for us, much more is to come. Just a few projects on the horizon for one of our favorite mougs includes The Rum Diary, Dark Shadows and a cameo in the upcoming 21 Jump Street movie where Johnny will be reprising his role of the hunky handcuff carrying Tom Hanson. Right now, you can see Johnny in theaters for his fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean where he returns as the eccentric, charming and sexy Captain Jack Sparrow. For a guy who used to sell pens for a living, Johnny’s doing pretty damn good.
So, Johnny, we raise our glasses to you and all your hotness. We’ve come a long way, baby! Happy Birthday!
Angelina Jolie, who has been active as the UN’s Goodwill Ambassador in the past years, has recently spoken up about her disapproval for a Florida church’s plan to burn copies of the Muslim holy book to mark the ninth anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center.
“I have hardly the words that somebody would do that to somebody’s religious book,” Jolie told reporters in Islamabad while visiting refugees there recently.
Many government officials have also vocalized their disapproval, saying it could harm the US troops that have been stationed in Afganistan, as well as American’s worldwide.
The Christian minister who has been organizing the Quran burning, Pastor Terry Jones, says that despite concerns, he still plans to go ahead with things. Jones is part of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, an evangelical Christian church who hold an anti-Islam philosophy.
So what has the response been from Pakistan? There really hasn’t been much of a response due to the devastating flood that has taken over 1,700 lives and affected over 18 million.
There hasn’t been much of a response from the Christian community either, but we expect that there will be as soon as the story gets more attention from the media.
Saturday, via Twitter, the star announced the happy news that he and David would be parents.
“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall,” Neil tweeted. “We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…”
Neil is also up for three Emmy’s this month for his role on the hit sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”, a guest role on “Glee” and hosting last year’s Tony Awards.
Wow! So it looks like baby fever is sweeping Hollywood again! Who do you think will be next?? Maybe Scarlett and Ryan?? Or Brad and Angelina??
Celebstalk is super stoked for the couple! What do you think of the news, Celebstalkers?
Well Celebstalkers, for the past week we’ve noticed a veritable flood of googlers have found our site by searching for terms such as “angelina jolie ass”, “angelina ass” , “jolies ass” and other combinations of words all having to do with the butt of one Ms. Angelina Jolie.
We aren’t quite sure why google thinks that our blog is relevant to these types of search terms…maybe because we once wrote that she kicks ass? At any rate since so many of you have found us on your quest to view Ms. Jolie’s rear end, we’ve decided rather than fight it, we’d just give in and give you what you want. So enjoy the rest of the post you cheeky monkeys and we hope that your boss isn’t paying you for this! 😉
Yep, there it is. It’s Angelina Jolie’s ass. Do you feel the magic? I know that I sure do…
Is this what all of you ass-googlers have been searching for? Maybe just rent Wanted and you can see all of Angelina Jolie’s ass in live action. You could even pause, or try watching in slowmotion…whatever floats ur boat.
JACK-POT!!!!!!!!!! This is another picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass that you could have seen (and may have) if you watched Wanted. If you found our page by googling Angelina’s entire ass, then I’m sorry that we’ve wasted your time (which is obviously very valuable since you spend your days googling things like “Angelina Jolie’s ass”.
Here is an “up close and personal” picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass from a red carpet appearance a while ago. This is personally my fav pic of the ass of Angelina Jolie because she’s split her leather pants. Anyone who has worn leather pants knows that you gotta wear those mofo’s tight, thus splitage is always a fear….Isn’t it nice to know that celebrities go through the same things that we all have to go through?
Note the hand splayed over the butt of Angelina Jolie. Or should I say “Angelina Jolie’s ass? That’s her loyal, loving husband Brad Pitt protecting his lady by attempting to cover up the split. Isn’t it romantic?!! AAAAWWWWEEEE….
Well readers, we hope that if you are one of the many, many folks who have found our blog by searching for Angelina Jolies ass that this post has made all of your dreams come true. We hope that this has been the “rich stuff” that your little Goonie hearts have been hunting for.
CelebStalk will now return to our regular programming. Our apologies Ms. Jolie
Echo Bravo and Foxtrot Charlie
In January, The News of the World reported that the couple had planned to separate and that they had already come to an agreed custody situation with their six children and planned to divide the assets that the newspaper estimated the couple had made.
The couple fought back and said that the claims were false and demanded a retraction of the story as well as an apology.
Solicitor Keith Schilling told the High Court in London that he accepted the fact that the reports were “false and intrusive” and agreed to publish an apology.
The paper will also pay the couples costs and damages, which they of course plan to donate to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
So do you think the verdict was fair, Celebstalkers?
Do you think that they really do donate all the money they win to their charity? If not, what do you think they use it for? Cookies? Maybe a nice lunch? Let us know what you think Celebstalkers!
It’s been said for decades that Tinseltown is a “man’s world”. Well boys, meet the lady that just put Tinseltown on it’s ass. Angelina Jolie has been a mega star for years, has been a humanitarian, settled down with one of the hottest mougars of our time and now, she can add one more amazing feat to her resume: Angelina is taking home a cool $20 million to star in one of the summers hottest action movies, Salt, which was originally written for a man. Not just any man, either. Word has it that the writers for this mega action packed flick were seeking out some of the hottest male action stars in the biz with credentials matching that of Tom Cruise. So, when Jolie stepped into the role, they rewrote the script to accommodate a woman.
This isn’t her first action role, but it definitely takes the cake as being on of her biggest. We all remember her starring roles in blockbusters such as Laura Croft: Tomb Raider, Wanted and Mr. and Mrs. Smith, opposite Brad Pitt. Jolie has always shown that she has had the forcefulness needed to step into the more physical roles, but while there have been women who have dabbled with action films in the past, such as Jennifer Garner in Alias, Daredevil and Elektra, Kate Beckinsale in Underworld and Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four and Dark Angel, none of them have proven their ability in this genre quite like Angelina Jolie.
“It’s definitely unusual that a female has become an action star,” said Salt’s producer, Lorenzo di Bonaventura. “But it’s a funny thing. She’s not a female action star; she’s an action star. She’s really the first female to transcend gender. I don’t think it’s occurred before.”
In the past ten years alone, Jolie has starred in five action-packed films totaling nearly $1.5 billion combined worldwide.
Following Salt, which opens in theaters next Friday, Jolie’s next big release will be The Tourist, in which she stars alongside mega-mougar Johnny Depp, and her character in that film, Elise, will also be featuring some action packed scenes. Jolie will be paid generously for this role as well, another $20 million up front, plus a good share of the profit as well as other benefits, which can only be matched by two other actors in the world.
“The fact that she can is in the entertainment industry and can approach a male salary is an anomaly,” says director of women’s and gender studies at the University of San Diego, Lori Watson. “Maybe she can command a salary, but she can’t break through the expectations that women are supposed to be beautiful and sensualized and fit a certain mold and behave a certain way.”
With the prospect of many more action films in her future, including sequels to Wanted, Salt and possibly even The Tourist, you would think you could plan to see Jolie on the big screen for many years to come, even considering her choice to cut her work load down to one film per year. And with talks of her starring as Cleopatra, Malificent in a Sleeping Beauty spin-off and others still in the works, there should be lots of different genres for her fans, but what if Jolie just walked away?
“I’m very, very grateful, it’s a fun job. It’s a luxury,” she said in a recent interview in Vanity Fair. “But I don’t think I’ll do it much longer.”
So who would fill her shoes if she called it quits? Could anyone?
“I don’t see anybody right now,” di Bonaventura says. “Will there be more female action heroes? There will be another one, yeah, I believe that. You look at these things as a progression. First, they tried to mimic what a male action star was. And now with Angie, you’re just letting her be what she is. We’ve gotten away from that male classification of what is an action star. And that means that will open possibilities for somebody else. You just needed somebody to break the ground.”
So what’s Johnny been doing lately? A LOT. Everyone knows he has just finished filming The Tourist with Angelina Jolie, but what you may not know is that The Tourist is just one tasty morsel in the Johnny Depp pie o’ hotness. Johnny has 18 (that’s right EIGHTEEN!!! EEEEEEK!) projects in the works and even more rumored. Of these movies, we can look forward to seeing Johnny in a myriad of roles ranging from a sexy Native American sidekick to a Spanish legend to a world famous artist to the Caribbean’s most famous pirate to a sexy vampire (and you thought Robert Pattinson was hot as Edward Cullen!!!) when he teams up again with Tim Burton. Recent rumors even link him to a rock star role!
So, get ready Celebstalkers! Lots of delectable Deppage on the horizon and you can bet we will keep you posted!!!!
What role are you most excited to see Johnny Depp play? Tonto? Salvador Dali? Vampire in Dark Shadows? Rock Star? Or are you most thrilled to see him return to his role as Captain Jack Sparrow?
In an interview in the newest issue of Vanity Fair , Oscar-winning actress, mother of six (Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Vivienne, and Knox) and lauded humanitarian, Angelina Jolie states that she may be ready to soon give up acting for good.
Says Jolie, “It is not the most important thing in my life…I don’t think I’ll do it much longer.” In the same interview Angelina Jolie talks about all of her children’s distinct personalities. She describes her first adopted son Maddox as a “real intellectual.”
Angelina Jolie also calls adopted daughter Zahara “elegant and well-spoken. Of her eldest daughter fathered by Brad Pitt, Shiloh, Jolie states that she is “one of the goofiest…people you’ll ever meet and that she is a real tom-boy.
So is Angelina Jolie giving up acting to have more children?
When asked if she and her gorgeous husband Brad Pitt plan on having more kids, Angelina Jolie answered that although they are not opposed to the idea, they want to make sure that they can give the six children they do have the attention that they need.
It seems that what Angelina Jolie is really saying is that she is prepared to put parenting first in her life. If that means giving up on acting, then she’s prepared to do it. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are currently both A-list actors who are also two of the best paid actors in the business.
Due in parts to their ridiculous good-looks, successful acting careers, the scandal surrounding Brad’s jump from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie, and their interesting family life, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get their fair share of media coverage.
Perhaps Angelina Jolie thinks that quitting acting may take some of the media attention off of her family, in addition to giving her more time to spend with her children.
So what do you think celebstalkers? Will Angelina Jolie quit acting?
The full story is included in the new Vanity Fair that hits shelves this Friday!
UN Goodwill Ambassador (and mega star), Angelina Jolie, traveled to Haiti this past weekend to visit the SOS Children’s Village in Santo, near Port au Prince, where close to 500 dislocated children are cared for.
Just hours after her visit to Ecuador, she arrived to bring the children in the SOS house toys and gifts, as well as spend the night evaluating their living conditions and treatment.
“That is why I like to visit and support the SOS Children’s Villages in the world,” she says, “because I have seen that the children are growing up in a safe and loving environment.”
There was no word on whether or not Jolie was accompanied by her long time love, actor Brad Pitt. Could baby number seven be in the cards for the couple? Guess we will have to see what happens!