While the clear winner of the night at this year’s People’s Choice Awards went to “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”, we were a little surprised at some of the awards that our favorite vamps and werewolves didn’t go home with.
Even though the cast made a pretty good sweep this year, Robert Pattinson didn’t do so well. Up for twp big awards, the sexy Brit who made Edward Cullen even hotter didn’t win either of them.
The first award, Favorite Movie Actor, went to Celebstalk’s Mougar of the Year, Johnny Depp…which I mean…come on…who beats Johnny Depp? As we were shown at the PCA, not even RPattz. The second awards, however, Rob lost out to Zac Efron for the Favorite Movie Star Under 25. Really?! Did anyone see Charlie St. Cloud?? We didn’t think so…
Even though he didn’t win, we still love you Rob and your castmates did pretty well. Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner went home with awards for Favorite Movie Actress and Favorite On-Screen Team. Eclipse also won Favorite Movie and Favorite Movie Drama.
Other big winners were “Glee”, “House”, Adam Sandler, Taylor Swift and Toy Story 3.
So what did you think of the show, Celebstalkers?
With everything going on in the world today: financial crisis, war, poverty, etc., Celebstalk feels like we should really address the pressing matters at hand. You know, the stuff that really makes you look deep into your soul and change not just your life, but the lives of others around you. That’s why we found it so vital that we address what has become a crucial matter in the media: Zac Efron’s hair and WTF is going on with it?!Theatre , Westwood, California. – Russ Einhorn / Splash News)
At the premiere of Efron’s new flick, Charlie St. Cloud, he donned this disaster of a hairdo. Why, Zac Efron? WHY?! Now, we know what you’re thinking. “It’s not so bad” right? WRONG! As alarmed as we were at the first sighting of what we can now only refer to as “the Efron Swirly”, nothing could have prepared us for this…
The Swirly Sideview. Doubly dangerous because not only does it terrify, it fascinates in the horrific way a train wreck would. The Swirly Sideview has the ability to not only scare the living hell out of you, but while doing so, it renders its victims helpless to oncoming danger. Like a rabid puppy, it’s peril knows no bounds.
So why would Zac get such a catastrophic coif? We don’t know Celebstalkers, but we can promise you that we have been tirelessly researching this holocaust of a haircut. So far, we have come up with three possibilities:
- A) He is channeling creative instincts through his hair:
Notice how the swirly sideview in this image renders the poor little monkey helpless from escape.
Oh, he wants to leave…but the swirly commands him to stay…
Everyone remembers how successful the 90’s movie There’s Something About Mary was. Another unforgettable scene from the now classic comedy was the infamous “hair gel” scene. Cameron had no idea then about the power of the swirl.
Maybe Zac was trying to use a subliminal message to get us to spend our money at the theaters so he could get a hefty payday?
Or maybe, he was just nervous…You know…
We constantly are hearing comparison’s between the two stars even though we don’t really agree with the resemblance, but maybe Zac figured since they are always being compared, why not bask in the glory?
Maybe he is up for a part against RPattz and thinks the swirl will help him?
Maybe he wants to play Renesmee in Breaking Dawn? Whatever it is, we know that the swirly is nothing to play around with and that it takes the strength of a bloodthirsty vampire to tame it. Proceed with caution, young Efron.
B) Maybe he is homesick? Maybe he longs for the days when life was simpler, before all the High School Musical hoopla changed him. Maybe he is channeling the younger, more innocent Zac Efron?
Maybe he figured since he couldn’t spend time with his furry friend, he would channel his love in a way that would keep them together?
We’re not sure, but we do know this: this dog does not look happy, Zac Efron…proceed with caution!
Maybe he wanted to be taken back to that day, before he had to answer to “the man”.
We understand Zac, but you don’t sell yourself to the devil to get out of payin’ the rent.
We beg of you…back away from the Kewpie, Efron!
C) Maybe he was just really hungry. The pressures of Hollywood are no joke, Celebstalkers. If you want to get that next big role, you have to look good, or else it’s back to the drawing board.
Maybe he was getting ready for the premiere and with the heat and the constant pain of hunger, he wanted a nice frosty treat to make him feel better?
Maybe he talked to his manager and told him of this insatiable craving, only to be knocked down again?
Maybe this haircut is a way to get revenge on the people who denied him such delectable treats?
Well, Zac Efron, you’ll get your revenge alright, but the swirly will take out all the innocent bystanders around you in the process! Ask yourself this: is it worth it?
But was he again denied this sweet treat in order to maintain that girly figure of his?
Or maybe he did indeed indulge in this forbidden confection and at the last minute, the limo pulled up to the premiere and he was forced to hide it?
But where could he hide it? Maybe…just maybe…in his hair? And the swirly was born.
Whatever the reason for this calamity, fear not Celebstalkers! We are here for you and promise that we will not rest until the mind-boggling mystery of the Swirly and it’s intentions are made clear.
Why do you think Zac Efron would do this?
Is it a political statement? Do you think we are on to something? Do you think he just has really bad taste in hair?