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Sex, Guns, Money & Robert Pattinson!

Many of Robert Pattinson’s fans have been wondering what’s next for the star after the Twilight series comes to a close and if the latest reports are any indication, we do not think he will disappoint!

According to the rumor mills, Rob has quite a big change coming with his next big project, that is if everything pans out.

Recent reports claim that America’s favorite sparkly vampire is in talks to star in the film Cosmopolis, which is based on the book by Don De Lillo and will be directed by David Cronenberg.

The film follows Eric Packer (potentially played by Rob), a multi-billionaire in finances who is targeted by assassins.

As the story goes in the book, we will follow Eric Packer for a day when he decides to get a haircut and everything goes crazy.

“He has sex with two women, his art consultant and a bodyguard,” according to a review in Publisher’s Weekly. “He is hit in the face with a pie by a protester. He knows he is being stalked, and the novel stages a final convergence between the ex-tycoon and his stalker.”

And that is just the tip of the iceberg. This would be a massive step away from his character as Edward Cullen and would be completely different from the roles that we have previously seen him in.

Although nothing has been decided, we understand that they are in negotiations now to try and make Cosmopolis Rob’s next big project.

Other stars that have been tied to the movie are Paul Giamatti and Colin Farrell.

So how do you think Rob would play this role? Do you think that it is too different from his previous projects or do you think this is just the type of role you would love to see him play?

Robert Pattinson’s next films to be released are Bel Ami with Uma Thurman and Christina Ricci, Water For Elephants with Reese Witherspoon and of course, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 1 where he will reprise his role as Edward Cullen alongside Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

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Kristen Stewart Signs Up to Go ‘On the Road’

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has announced her next big project in the works. Jumping from one book based film to the other, Kristen will play the lead role of Marylou in the film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road.

The project has been in talks for years, but until recently, had always been put on Hollywood’s back burner for one reason or another.

In a recent interview where Kristen appeared on Live with Regis and Kelly to promote Eclipse, the third installment of The Twilight Saga in which she returns to costar with Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, she spoke about her newest project with the hosts.

“People have been trying to make that movie (On The Road) for thirty years,” she says. “I’m so excited; I can’t even tell you. It was my first favorite book. I found this paper that I wrote in eighth grade. Not very smart, but you can tell that I loved it. You can really tell that I really loved it.”

“And here you are making that film.” Regis Philbin said.

“I know; it’s insane.” Kristen agreed.

First published in 1957, On the Road is now considered a cult classic that has inspired the likes of Bob Dylan and the makers of films like Easy Rider and Thelma and Louise. The autobiographical story tells the tales of Kerouac’s travels across the United States and Mexico after World War II in his search for self enlightenment.

Other stars set to appear in the adaptation include Kirsten Dunst, Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley.

Filming begins in August and we can anticipate a 2011 release.

So are any of our celebstalkers fans of the classic?

Rachelle LeFevre Lands Lead Character in New TV Role

Rachelle Lefevre, made famous for playing the role of vengeful vampire Victoria in the first two installments of The Twilight Saga (Twilight and New Moon) has landed a lead role in a new show.

Lefevre will play a “hippy doctor” named Eva on Shonda Rimes’ (creator of Grey’s Anatomy) newest medical drama, Off the Map. The new show will air on the ABC network beginning in 2011.

The show will also feature Caroline Dhavernas from the new Jennifer Aniston/Jason Bateman collaboration The Switch, Mamie Gummer (daughter of Meryl Streep) and Enrique Murciano (C.S.I. and Without a Trace). Sorry ladies! No McDreamy on this one!

This will not be Rachelle’s small screen debut. Before she hit it big in the Twilight films by tormenting Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and the rest of the Cullens, she had recurring roles on Boston Legal and Swingtown and has had guest spots on shows such as CSI and How I Met Your Mother.

You can also see Rachelle in her upcoming films, thriller The Caller, in which she costars with Stephen Moyer and Luiz Guzman, and the comedy Barney’s Version, in which she appears in an all star cast including Dustin Hoffman, Paul Giamatti and Minnie Driver.

Are any of you Celebstalker’s looking forward to seeing Rachelle in any of these projects? Tell us which one you are most excited about!!

Zac Efron is Attacked by Swirly at Premiere of Charlie St. Cloud

With everything going on in the world today: financial crisis, war, poverty, etc., Celebstalk feels like we should really address the pressing matters at hand. You know, the stuff that really makes you look deep into your soul and change not just your life, but the lives of others around you. That’s why we found it so vital that we address what has become a crucial matter in the media: Zac Efron’s hair and WTF is going on with it?!

(Charlie St. Cloud, Film Premiere, Regency Village Theatre , Westwood, California. – Russ Einhorn / Splash News)

 At the premiere of Efron’s new flick, Charlie St. Cloud, he donned this disaster of a hairdo. Why, Zac Efron? WHY?! Now, we know what you’re thinking. “It’s not so bad” right? WRONG! As alarmed as we were at the first sighting of what we can now only refer to as “the Efron Swirly”, nothing could have prepared us for this…

The Swirly Sideview. Doubly dangerous because not only does it terrify, it fascinates in the horrific way a train wreck would. The Swirly Sideview has the ability to not only scare the living hell out of you, but while doing so, it renders its victims helpless to oncoming danger. Like a rabid puppy, it’s peril knows no bounds.

So why would Zac get such a catastrophic coif? We don’t know Celebstalkers, but we can promise you that we have been tirelessly researching this holocaust of a haircut. So far, we have come up with three possibilities:

  • A) He is channeling creative instincts through his hair:

Ace Ventura was a cult classic. Although Zac is young, he may be a huge Jim Carrey fan and wanted to use his hair for inspiration in his work.

Notice how the swirly sideview in this image renders the poor little monkey helpless from escape.

Oh, he wants to leave…but the swirly commands him to stay…

Everyone remembers how successful the 90’s movie There’s Something About Mary was. Another unforgettable scene from the now classic comedy was the infamous “hair gel” scene. Cameron had no idea then about the power of the swirl.

Maybe Zac was trying to use a subliminal message to get us to spend our money at the theaters so he could get a hefty payday?

Or maybe, he was just nervous…You know…

Edward Cullen, AKA The Perfect Man and Celebstalk’s June Mougar of the Month, played by Robert Pattinson.

We constantly are hearing comparison’s between the two stars even though we don’t really agree with the resemblance, but maybe Zac figured since they are always being compared, why not bask in the glory?

Maybe he is up for a part against RPattz and thinks the swirl will help him?

Maybe he wants to play Renesmee in Breaking Dawn? Whatever it is, we know that the swirly is nothing to play around with and that it takes the strength of a bloodthirsty vampire to tame it. Proceed with caution, young Efron.

B) Maybe he is homesick? Maybe he longs for the days when life was simpler, before all the High School Musical hoopla changed him. Maybe he is channeling the younger, more innocent Zac Efron?

Maybe this picture of this swirly-esque doggie ‘do reminded him of one of his childhood pets?

Maybe he figured since he couldn’t spend time with his furry friend, he would channel his love in a way that would keep them together?

We’re not sure, but we do know this: this dog does not look happy, Zac Efron…proceed with caution!

The Kewpie doll. Aww! We can see it now…little Zac Efron playing in his bedroom with his beloved Kewpie doll, eyes full of imagination and wonder.

Maybe he wanted to be taken back to that day, before he had to answer to “the man”.

We understand Zac, but you don’t sell yourself to the devil to get out of payin’ the rent.

We beg of you…back away from the Kewpie, Efron!

C) Maybe he was just really hungry. The pressures of Hollywood are no joke, Celebstalkers. If you want to get that next big role, you have to look good, or else it’s back to the drawing board.

Mmmm! Ice cream! We bet it’s been awhile since old Zacky was able to indulge in a nice cold treat like this!

Maybe he was getting ready for the premiere and with the heat and the constant pain of hunger, he wanted a nice frosty treat to make him feel better?

Maybe he talked to his manager and told him of this insatiable craving, only to be knocked down again?

Maybe this haircut is a way to get revenge on the people who denied him such delectable treats?

Well, Zac Efron, you’ll get your revenge alright, but the swirly will take out all the innocent bystanders around you in the process! Ask yourself this: is it worth it?

Wow! That lollipop sure looks tasty! We bet Zac Efron was thinking the same thing when he saw it.

But was he again denied this sweet treat in order to maintain that girly figure of his?

Or maybe he did indeed indulge in this forbidden confection and at the last minute, the limo pulled up to the premiere and he was forced to hide it?

But where could he hide it? Maybe…just maybe…in his hair? And the swirly was born.

Whatever the reason for this calamity, fear not Celebstalkers! We are here for you and promise that we will not rest until the mind-boggling mystery of the Swirly and it’s intentions are made clear.

Why do you think Zac Efron would do this?

Is it a political statement? Do you think we are on to something? Do you think he just has really bad taste in hair?

and the June Mougar of the Month is……Edward Cullen!


YES MA’AM! Edward Cullen is our June Mougar of the Month! Who else? Sure, he may look a little young to be a mougar, but don’t let his heart wrenchingly, drop-dead gorgeous, youthful looks fool you. Dude is 109 and never-changing  but still manages to get hotter every freaking year! Perhaps the perfect man, except for that pesky bloodlust, he is gorgeous, rich, protective, gorgeous, well dressed, perfectly mannered, gorgeous, considerate, well read, gorgeous, musically inclined, intelligent, gorgeous, strong, a wonderful dancer, did we mention how incredibly freaking gorgeous he is?! Yikes! This guy will take on a legion of blood thirsty vampires in your honor and then sing you to sleep…what more do you freaking need?! Not much, but Edward leaves us thirsty for more…

Mini Bio: Edward Cullen was born in Chicago in 1901. In 1918, while dying of the Spanish influenza, he was under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen who saw that Edward’s future looked bleak, especially since his parents had both died from the illness. Carlisle made the decision to “change” Edward to save his life. Years later, while living with the rest of his family in Forks, Washington, Edward meets Isabella (Bella) Swan and falls in love with her after she discovers that he is a vampire. Bella can’t seem to stay out of trouble and Edward swoops in and saves her every time, proving that chivalry is undead!

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should, Too!): Not only is this guy incredibly, heartbreakingly, slam- your-face-against-a-wall-and-yell-to-the-Heaven’s” WWWWHHHHYYYY?!” gorgeous, he REALLY is just about as close to perfect as you can get. He constantly dazzles us with his every move and we never get tired of him. It doesn’t hurt, either, that his character is played by one of the sexiest men alive, Robert Pattinson. With lines like “If I could dream at all, it would be about you.” and “Before you, my life was like a moonless night.” he is much more than swoon worthy. His story is that of a gothic romance novel and even though you know deep down that the story isn’t real, he makes you think it could be.

Mougability: Ever been in a spot with your mate where you said to yourself “Gosh! If only he could read my mind!” ? That’s right. Perfection! He can read minds, he has super strength, he has super speed, he is like the hottest super hero you could ever meet! Want to see more of him? Who doesn’t? You can see him on June 30th in theaters nationwide where he will be back in the newest film from the Twilight Saga: Eclipse! In this, the third installment, we see Edward and his family fight against an army of newborn vampires to save Bella. We’ve missed you Edward! You don’t know how it’s tortured us.