Happy Birthday Johnny Depp! Today, Celebstalk tips their hats to the mougariffic dish that is you! Some may be wondering why, of all the celebrity birthdays throughout the year, would we make an extra special post just for Johnny? Ummm….because he’s JOHNNY FREAKING DEPP! Besides, you don’t think Celebstalk would have let our 2010 Mougar of the Year slip by without notice on his 47th birthday, do you? Of course not! Lets journey back through the years to celebrate Johnny!
It all started way back in the 80’s when Nick Cage helped Johnny get into the acting biz. His first big role was in A Nightmare on Elm Street where he played sexy jock Glen Lantz and was sucked into the mattress and pulled into our hearts. Glen never saw it coming….and neither did we.
Fast forward a few years to a little show called “21 Jump Street” where Johnny played badass cop Tom Hanson for 3 years. He was tough, sexy, somewhat believable as a cop from the wrong side of the beat, he had handcuffs and women all across America wanted a strip search. Grrrr!
Over the next 4 years, Johnny stayed busy taking on blockbusters like Edward Scissorhands (where he first met Winona Ryder and Tim Burton-who he would go on to star in multiple projects), Benny & Joon, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (with then nearly unknown Leonardo DiCaprio) and Ed Wood. While there still were a few nonbelievers out there, in 1994, Johnny took a role that would skyrocket him to the top of the mougar charts.
Don Juan DeMarco. In all his open shirt, bronzey chested, spanish accent glory. This was the role that had women across the world losing their shit. This would be the first of the many roles Johnny would take that would send out hearts pacing and our minds reeling over his hotness. Did Johnny have lines in the movie? Sure. He was the star, wasn’t he? Did we hear any of them? No. No we did not.
Since 1994, Johnny has starred in over 30 more mind-numbingly hot roles where he has demonstrated his talent as an actor and as one of the most magnificent mougars who has ever walked this planet. Chocolat, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Public Enemies, Alice in Wonderland and The Tourist (with Angelina Jolie) are just a few of the amazing works we’ve seen throughout the years from Johnny and luckily for us, much more is to come. Just a few projects on the horizon for one of our favorite mougs includes The Rum Diary, Dark Shadows and a cameo in the upcoming 21 Jump Street movie where Johnny will be reprising his role of the hunky handcuff carrying Tom Hanson. Right now, you can see Johnny in theaters for his fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean where he returns as the eccentric, charming and sexy Captain Jack Sparrow. For a guy who used to sell pens for a living, Johnny’s doing pretty damn good.
So, Johnny, we raise our glasses to you and all your hotness. We’ve come a long way, baby! Happy Birthday!
Angelina Jolie, who has been active as the UN’s Goodwill Ambassador in the past years, has recently spoken up about her disapproval for a Florida church’s plan to burn copies of the Muslim holy book to mark the ninth anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center.
“I have hardly the words that somebody would do that to somebody’s religious book,” Jolie told reporters in Islamabad while visiting refugees there recently.
Many government officials have also vocalized their disapproval, saying it could harm the US troops that have been stationed in Afganistan, as well as American’s worldwide.
The Christian minister who has been organizing the Quran burning, Pastor Terry Jones, says that despite concerns, he still plans to go ahead with things. Jones is part of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, an evangelical Christian church who hold an anti-Islam philosophy.
So what has the response been from Pakistan? There really hasn’t been much of a response due to the devastating flood that has taken over 1,700 lives and affected over 18 million.
There hasn’t been much of a response from the Christian community either, but we expect that there will be as soon as the story gets more attention from the media.
So what would Brad do if he was in charge? He says he would have considered having the people responsible for the BP oil spill executed if he was in power and while he usually opposes capital punishment, he would make an exception if he could.
FOX News quoted Brad while he was filming his part for Spike Lee’s new documentary If God is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise, which is being made to show the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina as it comes to it’s fifth anniversary.
When asked about his comment, Brad Pitt, who has been pretty active in helping rebuild parts of New Orleans, said “I was never for the death penalty before-I am willing to look at it again.”
If you are interested in seeing Brad in Spike Lee’s documentary, you can watch it on HBO Tuesday night.
So, Celebstalker’s, what do you think about Brad’s comments?
Do you think Angelina Jolie agrees??
Do you wish that Brad was in charge?
Make sure you comment below!!
Saturday, via Twitter, the star announced the happy news that he and David would be parents.
“So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall,” Neil tweeted. “We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…”
Neil is also up for three Emmy’s this month for his role on the hit sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”, a guest role on “Glee” and hosting last year’s Tony Awards.
Wow! So it looks like baby fever is sweeping Hollywood again! Who do you think will be next?? Maybe Scarlett and Ryan?? Or Brad and Angelina??
Celebstalk is super stoked for the couple! What do you think of the news, Celebstalkers?
Well Celebstalkers, for the past week we’ve noticed a veritable flood of googlers have found our site by searching for terms such as “angelina jolie ass”, “angelina ass” , “jolies ass” and other combinations of words all having to do with the butt of one Ms. Angelina Jolie.
We aren’t quite sure why google thinks that our blog is relevant to these types of search terms…maybe because we once wrote that she kicks ass? At any rate since so many of you have found us on your quest to view Ms. Jolie’s rear end, we’ve decided rather than fight it, we’d just give in and give you what you want. So enjoy the rest of the post you cheeky monkeys and we hope that your boss isn’t paying you for this! 😉
Yep, there it is. It’s Angelina Jolie’s ass. Do you feel the magic? I know that I sure do…
Is this what all of you ass-googlers have been searching for? Maybe just rent Wanted and you can see all of Angelina Jolie’s ass in live action. You could even pause, or try watching in slowmotion…whatever floats ur boat.
JACK-POT!!!!!!!!!! This is another picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass that you could have seen (and may have) if you watched Wanted. If you found our page by googling Angelina’s entire ass, then I’m sorry that we’ve wasted your time (which is obviously very valuable since you spend your days googling things like “Angelina Jolie’s ass”.
Here is an “up close and personal” picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass from a red carpet appearance a while ago. This is personally my fav pic of the ass of Angelina Jolie because she’s split her leather pants. Anyone who has worn leather pants knows that you gotta wear those mofo’s tight, thus splitage is always a fear….Isn’t it nice to know that celebrities go through the same things that we all have to go through?
Note the hand splayed over the butt of Angelina Jolie. Or should I say “Angelina Jolie’s ass? That’s her loyal, loving husband Brad Pitt protecting his lady by attempting to cover up the split. Isn’t it romantic?!! AAAAWWWWEEEE….
Well readers, we hope that if you are one of the many, many folks who have found our blog by searching for Angelina Jolies ass that this post has made all of your dreams come true. We hope that this has been the “rich stuff” that your little Goonie hearts have been hunting for.
CelebStalk will now return to our regular programming. Our apologies Ms. Jolie
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