Happy Birthday Johnny Depp! Today, Celebstalk tips their hats to the mougariffic dish that is you! Some may be wondering why, of all the celebrity birthdays throughout the year, would we make an extra special post just for Johnny? Ummm….because he’s JOHNNY FREAKING DEPP! Besides, you don’t think Celebstalk would have let our 2010 Mougar of the Year slip by without notice on his 47th birthday, do you? Of course not! Lets journey back through the years to celebrate Johnny!
It all started way back in the 80’s when Nick Cage helped Johnny get into the acting biz. His first big role was in A Nightmare on Elm Street where he played sexy jock Glen Lantz and was sucked into the mattress and pulled into our hearts. Glen never saw it coming….and neither did we.
Fast forward a few years to a little show called “21 Jump Street” where Johnny played badass cop Tom Hanson for 3 years. He was tough, sexy, somewhat believable as a cop from the wrong side of the beat, he had handcuffs and women all across America wanted a strip search. Grrrr!
Over the next 4 years, Johnny stayed busy taking on blockbusters like Edward Scissorhands (where he first met Winona Ryder and Tim Burton-who he would go on to star in multiple projects), Benny & Joon, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (with then nearly unknown Leonardo DiCaprio) and Ed Wood. While there still were a few nonbelievers out there, in 1994, Johnny took a role that would skyrocket him to the top of the mougar charts.
Don Juan DeMarco. In all his open shirt, bronzey chested, spanish accent glory. This was the role that had women across the world losing their shit. This would be the first of the many roles Johnny would take that would send out hearts pacing and our minds reeling over his hotness. Did Johnny have lines in the movie? Sure. He was the star, wasn’t he? Did we hear any of them? No. No we did not.
Since 1994, Johnny has starred in over 30 more mind-numbingly hot roles where he has demonstrated his talent as an actor and as one of the most magnificent mougars who has ever walked this planet. Chocolat, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Public Enemies, Alice in Wonderland and The Tourist (with Angelina Jolie) are just a few of the amazing works we’ve seen throughout the years from Johnny and luckily for us, much more is to come. Just a few projects on the horizon for one of our favorite mougs includes The Rum Diary, Dark Shadows and a cameo in the upcoming 21 Jump Street movie where Johnny will be reprising his role of the hunky handcuff carrying Tom Hanson. Right now, you can see Johnny in theaters for his fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean where he returns as the eccentric, charming and sexy Captain Jack Sparrow. For a guy who used to sell pens for a living, Johnny’s doing pretty damn good.
So, Johnny, we raise our glasses to you and all your hotness. We’ve come a long way, baby! Happy Birthday!
According to recent reports, Lady Gaga says she would love for award-winning actress Marisa Tomei to portray her in a biopic role about her life (who wouldn’t, right?). On a recording of Surius XM Radio’s The Morning Mash Up, the singer was asked which Hollywood star she would most like to see if a movie were made about her life.
“I’ve always been a big fan of Rosario Dawson,” she said. “Oh you know what? I would have Marisa Tomei play me. I am such a Marisa Tomei fan.”
“All my friends call me Marisa when I get angry,” she explains.”Because my New York accent just flies out of my body and I start smacking my gum.”
So does the singer have any big screen dreams of her own?
“I think at some point, yes,” she says. “I think I’m sort of destined for that screen at some point.”
So what do you think, Celebstalkers? Do you think that Gaga’s got what it takes to be a leading lady?
Who would you choose to portray her in a biopic?
Comment below and become immortalized forever!
While Gwyneth Paltrow is typically one of the most put together and professional stars out there, she recently admitted on The Rachael Ray Show that during filming for her newest role as “Kelly Canter” for “Country Strong”, she drank while working to better understand her character and better play the role.
According to a recent interview, Paltrow allegedly said. “You just get really drunk all the time. Which is awesome! At least I did anyway, it’s not very professional. There’s a Bloody Mary at 10am and keep it going all day!”
This doesn’t really seem like something that Gwyneth would do, and we here at Celebstalk really don’t think that it is. Honestly, it sounds like it was just part of her creative process for this specific role.
In the film Country Strong, Paltrow’s character is a recovering alcoholic who rose to fame only to fall back down and is making a comeback into the industry.
The drinking on set is justified because according to recent reports, Paltrow says that she feels that you can’t show the recovering side of alcoholism without showing the alcoholic side first.
Whatever keeps you turning out those blockbusters, Gwyneth! You obviously have found a process that works!
The director of the stars hottest new film, Shana Feste, admits that the character that Gwyneth is playing in the film, Kelly Canter, was inspired on the public meltdown of Britney Spears.
Country Strong was released nationwide on January 7th and along with Gwyneth, it also stars country music singer and actor Tim McGraw and Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester.
Ever since he first caught our gaze in Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street as the hottie who got sucked into the mattress, we’ve been dreaming of him! Since then, he has appeared in countless movies and television shows and has rapidly become the most swoon worthy celebrity in the universe! While that alone may give us enough reason to name him our Celebstalk Moug of the Year, we won’t stop there! Settle in for the most epic mougalicious post ever on Celebstalk!!
Mini Bio: Johnny was born in Kentucky and raised in Florida where he dropped out of high school at the age of 15 to pursue his dreams of becoming a rock star. After being introduced to Nicholas Cage, he decided to try his hand at acting and the rest is mougar history! Since, he has appeared in a myriad of roles ranging from the ultra-eccentric Mad Hatter and Edward Scissorhands to playing a real life druglord to the world’s most beloved pirate. He has been awarded People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive multiple times, has opened for Iggy Pop and Duran Duran and has a nightclub in Estonia named after him, which is quite a step up from selling ball point pens (which he did before he acted). Nowadays, he is one of the most famous, beloved and fantasized about male celebrities on the face of the Earth! We love you, Johnny, you mougalicious son of a bitch!
Why We Love Him (And Why You Should Too!): Hello! He’s JOHNNY FREAKING DEPP! Everyone loves this guy! Not only is he one of the most versatile actors in the history of the cinema, but he is also one of the most gorgeous! Almost anyone can be hot, but it takes something more to be THAT hot and still make you actually want to watch a movie and find out what happens. He is everything that you could ever want in a man. He has every big selling quality of all of our previous Moug’s in one beautiful package. He has the versatility that made us fall for Robert Downey Jr. in May, the perfect good looks and romance that made us crush for Edward Cullen in June, the sense of humor that made us rush to Rudd, the rugged good looks and strong body that made us beg for Gerard Butler, the distinguished, classic good looks of Gorgeous George in September, the class and sensitivity that made us crave Colin and the sexy mystery that we wanted from Denzel and more! There is no end to the things that we love about Johnny Depp, everything from his talent to his heart breaking good looks makes us love him and he has the personality to boot! He is the perfect man through and through and he just gets better every year.
His Mougability: This man can do anything! He takes everything you want and he makes it more than you could ever imagine! He is passionate, he is unique, he is multi-talented, he is sexy, he is sensitive, he is the “given.” It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or what kind of man you like, you love Johnny and your man knows it. What’s better, is he can’t even be mad about it because he knows that’s just how it is. There has never been a woman on the face of the planet that has seen this man and not fell head over heels stupid in lust with him! And to top it off, he is really amazing at what he does. On a Friday night, you can pop in a Depp flick and be instantly entertained. Men want to be him, women want to be his slave. His is the total freaking package!
So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s Celebstalkers! We have had a lot of amazing Moug’s this year and Johnny takes the cake for Celebstalks 2010 Mougar of the Year! We love you Johnny! You were definitely worth the wait!!!
Wanna see more Depp? Hell yeah you do! Right now, you can catch him in theaters in his newest movie, The Tourist, where he costars with Angelina Jolie. He has at least 8 (that’s right Celebstalkers!!!) projects in the works, so we can tell you that you can expect to see much much more of him in the future! But until then….
Hey there Celebstalkers! Echo and Foxtrot here and we know you must be wondering where we have been! Well, as you know the end of another year is fast approaching, which many things here at Celebstalk!
You may also notice that we did not post a Mougar of the Month for the month of December…well..it’s all part of the plan, Celebstalkers! Since it is the end of the year and we know that you have all been very good boys and girls this year, we are preparing an extra special post for our Mougar of the YEAR!
The Mougar to top all Mougars from 2010!
We PROMISE it will be worth the wait!
Who do you think he will be?? We have had such tasty moug’s on our site this year, it’s hard to believe there could be one man to out-Moug them all, but there is!!
Please be patient with us while we get him ready for his big unveiling!!!! And comment below if you’d care to venture a guess!
Here at Celebstalk,we love a moug in uniform! In honor of Veterans Day, we would like to pay tribute to our nations veterans and celebrate our freedom by featuring some of the most surprising and mougalicious United States celebrity war veterans that have ever put on a uniform!
Perhaps the funniest celebrity war veteran featured on our Veterans Day post is not other than Bill Cosby himself! Before he gave us Jell-O pudding pop commercials and we welcome have into our homes every week as super dad Cliff Huxtable, Bill served in the U.S. Navy from 1956 to 1960.
Gene Hackman has appeared in such films as Superman, Get Shorty The Birdcage and Enemy of the State and is one of our countries most beloved film stars, but before he became a household name, he served in the US Marine Corps from 1946 to 1949.
Drew Cary has been making us laugh for years by bringing us his own TV show, his standup and hosting Whose Line Is It Anyway? and The Price Is Right, but before the laughs began, Drew served his country in the USMC Reserves.
Harvey Keitel has become a legend on the screen with movies such as Reservoir Dogs, Be Cool and Thelma and Louise, but before that, he served in the US military from 1956 until 1959 with the US Marine Corps.
Actor, producer and hip-hop music legend, Ice-T is one of the industries biggest triple threats when it comes to entertainment. Back before he became a legend, Ice-T served his country in the U.S. Army.
last but not least, the Moug who needs no introduction, Mr. Hugh Hefner has been kickin’ it old school with Playboy since 1953 after he served for the United States Army and fought for our country in World War II.
So, with that we here at Celebstalk tip our hats to ALL of the United States veterans who have helped us by serving our country! Thank you for your patriotism, your sacrifices and our freedom. Here at Celebstalk, you are all celebrities!
So, you’ve all probably already heard that the whole crazy rapper whino thing that Joaquin Phoenix was rockin’ for the past two years was just a crazy hoax for an elaborate performance he was playing for Casey Affleck and his new film I’m Still Here. Well, on Wednesday, Joaquin Phoenix returned to The Late Show with David Letterman to apologize for his crazy behavior the last time he was a guest on the show. I’m sure you all remember that, right? If not, allow us to refresh your memory with this picture…
“You’ve interviewed many, many people and I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person, so — but I apologize,” Phoenix said. “I hope I didn’t offend you in any way.”
Letterman assured Joaquin that he took no offense his previous behavior and made it perfectly clear that he was in no way in on the joke.
“We’d hoped to come on a talk show,” Phoenix said with a laugh, “and I was looking for a beat down, and I got one … I want to thank you for that.”
Dave went on to tell Joaquin, “”somehow I get the sense that I had been made fun of.” He told Phoenix that “now I want some money” and demanded $1 million dollars for his role in the hoax.
“We’ve made 75 cents on this movie.” Joaquin said.
“That’s not my problem.” Dave shot back.
When Phoenix promised to work something out and asked to speak with Dave privately about the matter, Letterman replied: “We’ll go to one of your screenings.”
So Celebstalkers what do you think about the interview between Joaquin and Dave? Do you think that Letterman will demand payment or do you think he was just showing Joaquin his own little version of “performance art”?
The aptly titled movie,”I’m Still Here”, is now playing in theaters nationwide.
With Steve Carrell recently confirming that he will indeed be leaving the cast of NBC’s The Office last month, fans have been wondering about the future of the hit sitcom. While Steve insists that the show can continue to be successful without him, nobody who watches the show can really imagine The Office without Michael Scott.
Well, recently there has been a lot of talk about who may be stepping in to take Steve’s place and what story that character may have. While nothing has been confirmed as far as casting, there have been a few stars that are in the running.
Harvey Keitel, star of movies such as Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, has been one name on the lips of The Office’s screenwriter and producer Paul Lieberstein (who also plays Michael Scott’s arch nemesis, Toby).
Paul recently told E! News, “He’s probably the only guy who can do it, and he’s doing TV now.” He went on to say, “I haven’t started any talks with his people, but Harvey would do a great job – a very different energy.”
Keitel is best known for his movie roles where he plays the tough guy and is appearing in the newest Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro comedy, Little Fockers, which releases December 22nd in theaters nationwide.
Another name reportedly in the running is Danny McBride.
Danny has appeared in films such as Land of the Lost alongside Will Ferrell and Pineapple Express with Seth Rogan and James Franco.
Although no comments have been made regarding whether or not Danny is officially in talks with the shows producers or not, we have it on good authority that McBride is being considered for Carrell’s replacement.
Danny has a few projects in the works right now for next year, so even if he doesn’t join the cast of The Office, no worries! We’ll be seeing a lot more of him in the future!
There have also been rumors floating about that HBO’s The Flight of the Conchords’ Rhys Darby may be stepping in.
Although like Keitel and McBride, Rhys hasn’t been officially listed as a possible replacement for the show, there has been a lot of talk around town. Paul Lieberstein has been careful to not name any stars.
In addition to playing Murray Hewitt on HBO’s The Flight of the Conchords, Darby has also appeared in the movie Yes Man with Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel and has a few projects coming up within the next year that we can look forward to.
One little tidbit we have been able to get on the future of The Office is that of the story of the new leading character. According to Lieberstein, the new character will be “an old salesman who thought he could retire and the stock market went down, and he has to come out of retirement to work for a few years,” Liberstein said, adding: “We don’t want to bring in another Michael, having someone play a very similar character, because we have such a high regard for Steve.”
So what did Paul have to say about Steve leaving the show?
“The sad part is obvious,” Lieberstein said. “But it’s exciting because we get a chance to change this character. We get to have him grow in a way that we could never do if we wanted him to stay for years. And we get to end this season differently than we started.”
So what do you think Celebstalkers? How do you think The Office will do without Michael Scott? Who do you think would be best in the new role?
Holy hot mougars! He’s the moug you’ve all been waiting for, Celebstalkers! Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, George Clooney, has been rockin’ our worlds ever since he put on his doctors coat as Dr. Doug Ross in ER in 1994. Since then, he has played an escaped convict, a master thief and the caped crusader (Hello Bat-Nipples!). In his newest project, The American, which opens today, George plays an assassin who hides out in Italy for one last assignment.
So without further adieu, we tip our hats to you and all your hotness Gorgeous George!
MINI BIO: The yummiest thing to come out of Kentucky since fried chicken, George was born in 1961 in Lexington. After his cousin got him a small part in a movie in 1982, George headed to Hollywood where he lived in a friend’s closet for a year before he found work. After doing small roles on t.v. shows here and there, Clooney hit it big when he signed on to star in ER and has been making us want to play doctor with him ever since!
WHY WE LOVE HIM! (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!): Are you kidding? He’s George freakin’ Clooney! This man is so hot he makes you wanna slap your husband! Not only that, he’s the moug who cares. Whether he’s fighting for diseases or trying to keep the peace in Darfur, for years George has used his fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place through raising awareness for the causes he believes in, stating the he is an activist first and an actor second and that is sexy! Not to mention, he is a perpetual bachelor who swears he will never marry again, which makes him unattainable which makes us want him more. Does it matter that we don’t know him personally? Nope. Does it matter that his current girlfriend is an Italian supermodel? Petty details. What matters is that women want him and men want to be him. He is a given. When you met your husband and you first had “the talk” about all the celebrities you found attractive, he already knew about George. Dude is so hot that your man doesn’t even fight the attraction…he knows its an uphill battle. There are three little facts in life, Celebstalkers: 1. The world is round 2. The only things certain are death and taxes and 3. Your husband already knows that George Clooney is shagarrific and that the more he fights it, the hotter Clooney will get. It’s like fighting gravity…
MOUGABILITY: If George Clooney made a 2 hour movie where he did nothing but sit in a chair and read the back of a cereal box, you would go see it. Deny it all you want, but it’s true. If he stood there with his shirt off, women would fight to the death to get a seat in the theaters and he would make a billion dollars. Yes, you would! And your hubby wouldn’t fight it. George is one of the few men who can make you laugh and cry in the same second. He has a great sense of humor and a killer ass and no matter what, he gets more distinguished and sexy every time we see him. The fact that guys automatically accept this and that George fights for the world makes him even sexier. He is the epitome of classy mougar material. So, Georgie, we salute you! You are one sexy mougamuffin!
Well Celebstalkers, for the past week we’ve noticed a veritable flood of googlers have found our site by searching for terms such as “angelina jolie ass”, “angelina ass” , “jolies ass” and other combinations of words all having to do with the butt of one Ms. Angelina Jolie.
We aren’t quite sure why google thinks that our blog is relevant to these types of search terms…maybe because we once wrote that she kicks ass? At any rate since so many of you have found us on your quest to view Ms. Jolie’s rear end, we’ve decided rather than fight it, we’d just give in and give you what you want. So enjoy the rest of the post you cheeky monkeys and we hope that your boss isn’t paying you for this! 😉
Yep, there it is. It’s Angelina Jolie’s ass. Do you feel the magic? I know that I sure do…
Is this what all of you ass-googlers have been searching for? Maybe just rent Wanted and you can see all of Angelina Jolie’s ass in live action. You could even pause, or try watching in slowmotion…whatever floats ur boat.
JACK-POT!!!!!!!!!! This is another picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass that you could have seen (and may have) if you watched Wanted. If you found our page by googling Angelina’s entire ass, then I’m sorry that we’ve wasted your time (which is obviously very valuable since you spend your days googling things like “Angelina Jolie’s ass”.
Here is an “up close and personal” picture of Angelina Jolie’s ass from a red carpet appearance a while ago. This is personally my fav pic of the ass of Angelina Jolie because she’s split her leather pants. Anyone who has worn leather pants knows that you gotta wear those mofo’s tight, thus splitage is always a fear….Isn’t it nice to know that celebrities go through the same things that we all have to go through?
Note the hand splayed over the butt of Angelina Jolie. Or should I say “Angelina Jolie’s ass? That’s her loyal, loving husband Brad Pitt protecting his lady by attempting to cover up the split. Isn’t it romantic?!! AAAAWWWWEEEE….
Well readers, we hope that if you are one of the many, many folks who have found our blog by searching for Angelina Jolies ass that this post has made all of your dreams come true. We hope that this has been the “rich stuff” that your little Goonie hearts have been hunting for.
CelebStalk will now return to our regular programming. Our apologies Ms. Jolie
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