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Which Hunk is October’s Mougar of the Month?

October’s Mougar of the Month is Colin Firth!!

Mmmm…the total package! Colin Firth has starred in films portraying some of the most mougariffic men in the history of the silver screen. He’s the perfect gentlemen with a naughty side just waiting to come out and play! From his heart wrenching hotness to his sexy British accent, Colin Firth is the poster boy for the classy mougar, making Celebstalk proud to name him our outstanding October Mougar of the Month!

Mini Bio: Born into an academic family, Colin’s first role was while he was in infant school where he played Jack Frost in a holiday pantomime. His early childhood was spent in Nigeria with his grandparents, who were missionaries, and once he returned to England at age five, he attended a comprehensive school. He was discovered in his final term while playing Hamlet and the rest was mougar history.

Why We Love Him (And Why You Should Too!): No matter what super-sensitive-sexy stud Colin portrays, women WANT him. Not just that, they yearn for him! He could play a garbage man with a drug addiction who leaves his wife to join a circus of storm trooper impersonators and somehow, women would STILL want him. His raw, sexual magnetism permeates into each and every role he plays and he finds a way to fulfill nearly every romantic fantasy women across the globe have ever had on screen, which makes him irresistible, all the while acting as though he is completely oblivious to his mega-hotness. Ahh, Colin…you are our modern day moug in shining armor!

Mougability: When it comes to Colin the question is not what IS mougalicious about him, but rather what is NOT mougalious. The Firth Man is the ultimate package! He’s sexy, sensitive, talented, smart, classy, and he has the most adorable accent you’ve ever heard.

Colin is the kind of guy that takes you out on a REAL date with everything from flowers, to candle-light, to a fantastic “no-strings attached” foot massage included. He’ll ask you about your feelings and dreams, buy you a baby kitten, do all of the laundry, cook you dinner, then eye-&*^% you across the table til your knees are so weak that he has to carry you to bed, where he’ll rock your world and let you call him Mr. Darcy!  How can any girl resist him?!

But watch out ladies, this is one guy you’d have to hide from your family and friends….why? Cause everyone from your Mum, to your BFF, to your straight brother wants this guy all to themselves. What can we  say about the swoon-tastic Mr. Firth, but that he has bewitched us, body and soul and we love him…most ardently!

Most Mougarific Movies

Looking to spend some quality time with this Babelicious Brit? We thought so! Rent these mougary movies starring everyone’s favorite English (Sex)Muffin right now!

1. Pride and Prejudice – Colin is pouty, proud, and posh  in this great adaptation of Jane Austen’s most famous novel. There is a reason that all women want Mr. Darcy and Colin has only amplified that level of want up to 11!

2. Bridget Jones Diary – Colin once again plays Mr.Darcy (Mark Darcy here) in this hilarious romantic comedy, he’s hopelessly adorable even when you think he’s a prick. And come on! Not many men can rock a reindeer sweater and still look that hot!

3. Love Actually -Why this movie? Let’s see, maybe for the scene that every woman fantastizes about nightly?! Colin Firth learning your language just so that he can march into your crappy job, declare his love, propose marriage, and take you away to worship you forever. Sigh.

4. A Single Man – This film recently got Colin Firth the coveted Oscar nod and if he’d won it no one would have said he didn’t earn it.  While the film is sad, it shows Colin’s phenomenal range, has some heartbreakingly sweet scenes, and shows the world that Colin supports everyone’s right to love and be loved, which is perhaps the hottest thing about our Mr. October Mougar of the Month, Colin Firth!


Beastie Boys Nominated To Be Inducted Into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

CELEBSTALK! IT’S TIME TO GET ILL!!! Pioneers of rap, The Beastie Boys, may finally getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

Recently, the three bad brothers you know so well were among the 15 acts nominated for the special honor. Other acts include LL Cool J, Neil Diamond, Tom Waits, Donna Summer and more.

Over 500 people from the music industry will vote on next years inductees and the choices will be announced in December.

Induction ceremonies for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will take place in December in New York.

“We believe our nominating committee has put forth a list of artists that truly represents the wide variety of music that defines rock and roll,” president of the the Fame Foundation Joel Peresman said.

In order to be nominated, acts must have released their first single or album at least 25 years prior to nomination.

The Beastie Boys have some of the most awesome songs ever, it’s true, but do you think they have what it takes to be inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Do you think they have been fighting for their right (to party) in vain? Will they be Sabotaged? Or are they crafty enough to pull it off?

Comment below and become immortalized forever!!!


Seth Rogen Engaged to Longtime Girlfriend, Lauren Miller

Seth Rogen, star of films like Knocked Up and Pineapple Express, recently proposed to his longtime girlfriend, writer/actress Lauren Miller.

“He surprised her with the proposal,” a friend of Seth’s told NY Daily News, adding that Miller had “started giving up hope that he would ever pop the question.”

The couple, both 28 years old, became engaged recently after a trip to Boston to visit family.

“Her family adores him; everyone is thrilled to plan a wedding.” Rogen’s friend added.

Seth hasn’t held back in interviews regarding his adoration for his now fiance. In an interview by USA Today in 2007, he said, “I have a girlfriend who is far prettier than I should have.”

No new yet on a date or where the happy couple plans to wed.


James Franco is a TWIHARD!!!

BUSTED!! James Franco was recently busted again for his fascination with The Twilight Saga. James was quoted on MTV News as saying that not only has he read just about all of the Twilight Saga books, but he has seen all three movies that have been released so far. Not only that, he had some issues with some of the scenes in the books and movies.

“I read part of it,” Franco told MTV News about the final book, Breaking Dawn. “I think I got to the sex scene but it was so brief, I didn’t even know it was actually the sex scene. It was kind of really a letdown after all that build-up.”

(Caught in the act!! On the set of Eat, Pray, Love)

“I wouldn’t say I enjoy them but I’m fascinated with them,” he said. “I really am interested in the metaphor of the vampire placed in the high school setting and … general feelings that people have as teenagers. And the obsession people have with that is also kind of fascinating to me.”

(Stars of The Twilight Saga, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson)

Franco continued talking about the outrageously popular saga, referencing a particular scene in the third installment, Twilight Saga: Eclipse. “It’s almost like a Brokeback Mountain scene where the two guys are talking in a tent and the girl’s asleep and they’re having the romantic moment almost through her in a way and one of them says, ‘Well I’m hotter than you. It’s almost like they’re winking at all the fans, to the Team Jacobs and the Team Edwards,” he said.

Well, this isn’t the first time that James has brought up Twilight in an interview. Recently, in an interview with Esquire Magazine, he admitted that he was currently reading the last book in the saga, Breaking Dawn. When asked about it, he said he was doing research for an upcoming project. So, what does that mean? Could all of James’ Twihard dreams be coming true? Could he be up for a part in one of the last two movies? If so, who could he be? Nobody knows yet, but Celebstalk has an even more pressing topic to address…Is he Team Edward or Team Jacob? So far, James has been very vocal about his fascination, but since nobody knows which side he is on…Celebstalk investigated this!

At first, we thought for sure that James Franco was Team Jacob. It just seemed more likely to us. Especially after spotting this cute pic of Franco. We know, we know…Jake turns into a wolf…but he can’t just make it obvious people!

Besides…how many Hollywood stars do you see posing with the heads of deceased animals? Just this evidence alone made us think that James very well could be Team Jacob…

But before we made any judgments, we needed to exhaust all of the evidence. And there WAS more evidence…much much more….

Exhibit B: Look at this hair. No self respecting Team Jacob member would wear this hair! This has Team Edward written all over it!

Unless Franco was out in the woods practicing his wolf attacks, we think it’s pretty obvious that this is Team Edward hair all the way…

Not to mention the uncanny resemblance to Robert Pattinson’s hair.

BUT! As we said…exhaust ALL evidence!

So we are now 1:1, Celebstalkers… We weren’t sure where to turn…we even almost gave up once or twice…but we knew that we couldn’t sleep until we delivered the verdict to you…

Finally…it happened….We found this…

Disturbing? Yes…but you know what they say, sometimes the truth hurts, Celebstalkers! We believe after finding this hardcore evidence that James is not only hardcore Team Edward, but that he is somehow modeling his image after this authentic Team Edward doll…

So there you have it. James Franco: Actor, Teacher, Hottie and now Team Edward lovin’ Twihard!

What do you think Celebstalkers?

Are you shocked?

Are you thrilled?

Do you hope that James will star in Breaking Dawn?

Do you care about any of this at all?

Immortalize yourself and COMMENT BELOW!!!


Sean Penn Set to Receive Hollywood Humanitarian Award

Sean Penn will be receiving the “Hollywood Humanitarian Award” at the Hollywood Film Festival’s Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony for his “incredible selfless and dedicated humanitarian efforts in saving lives” and in “bringing relief to the human suffering in Haiti,” the organizers say.

Sean is scheduled to receive the prestigious award on October 25th. Previous recipients of the award have been Nobel Peace Prize winner Jody Williams and the President of East Timor, Jose Ramos Horta.

“It is an honor to recognize the inspiring humanitarian efforts that Sean Penn and his J/P Haitian Relief Organization have been providing to the great people of Haiti,” Carlos de Abreu, Founder and Executive Director of the Hollywood Film Festival, said in a statement.

Recently, Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean found themselves in an all out war of words when Wyclef announced that he was interested in running for Haitian president. Sean didn’t hold back on his criticism towards Jean saying in an article he wrote for The Huffington Post which stated, ““I was there for those 6 months after the earthquake and so many of us on the ground wondered where [Jean] was when that kind of [media] attention was so necessary and absent, and why he was NOT helping to keep this desperate situation in the news.”

Wyclef replied that he thought that Penn must have been too busy to see him following the devastation in Haiti, accusing him of being “too busy snorting cocaine.” Jean has since dropped his candidacy for Haitian president.

Sean Penn has been a big vocal political activist who co-founded the J/P Haitian Relief Organization and helped run a 55,000 person tent camp after the 2010 Haiti earthquake. After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, Penn was also there to help rebuild the city.

So, Celebstalkers, what do you think about Sean Penn winning Hollywood’s Humanitarian Award?


Joaquin Phoenix Apologizes to David Letterman

So, you’ve all probably already heard that the whole crazy rapper whino thing that Joaquin Phoenix was rockin’ for the past two years was just a crazy hoax for an elaborate performance he was playing for Casey Affleck and his new film I’m Still Here. Well, on Wednesday, Joaquin Phoenix returned to The Late Show with David Letterman to apologize for his crazy behavior the last time he was a guest on the show.  I’m sure you all remember that, right? If not, allow us to refresh your memory with this picture…

Wow! There he is in all his glory Celebstalkers!! So anyway, when Joaquin returned to The Late Show on Wednesday, he and Dave talked about the last time he was on the show.

“You’ve interviewed many, many people and I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person, so — but I apologize,” Phoenix said. “I hope I didn’t offend you in any way.”

Letterman assured Joaquin that he took no offense his previous behavior and made it perfectly clear that he was in no way in on the joke.

“We’d hoped to come on a talk show,” Phoenix said with a laugh, “and I was looking for a beat down, and I got one … I want to thank you for that.”

Dave went on to tell Joaquin, “”somehow I get the sense that I had been made fun of.” He told Phoenix that “now I want some money” and demanded $1 million dollars for his role in the hoax.

“We’ve made 75 cents on this movie.” Joaquin said.

“That’s not my problem.” Dave shot back.

When Phoenix promised to work something out and asked to speak with Dave privately about the matter, Letterman replied: “We’ll go to one of your screenings.”

(We are too, buddy…we are too…..)

So Celebstalkers what do you think about the interview between Joaquin and Dave? Do you think that Letterman will demand payment or do you think he was just showing Joaquin his own little version of “performance art”?

The aptly titled movie,”I’m Still Here”, is now playing in theaters nationwide.


Jodie Foster Vows to Stand By Her Mel

Despite the rest of Hollywood seemingly turning their back on Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster says she will continue to stand by her friend.

In a recent interview the actress recently did with More magazine, she spoke up again about her feelings for her close pal, Mel, stating that he was the “easiest, nicest person I’ve ever worked with…The second I met him, I said, ‘I will love this man for the rest of my life.'”

The two worked together on the film Maverick back in 1993 and just finished their second collaboration, The Beaver, which Jodie also directed.

“When you love a friend, you don’t abandon them when they are struggling,” Jodie told More. “Of course, Mel is an undeniably gifted actor and director and ‘The Beaver’ is one of his most powerful and moving performances. But more importantly, he is and has been a true and loyal friend. I hope I can help him get through this dark moment.”

Back in 2006 when Gibson was accused of making anti-Semitic remarks by his arresting police officer when he was caught driving under the influence, Jodie stood by him then, too.

“Mel is honest, loyal, kind, but alcoholism has been a lifelong struggle for him and his family,” she said back then. “I just wish I had been there, that I had been able to say, ‘Don’t do it, don’t take that drink.'”

So what do you think about Jodie standing up for Mel Gibson again, Celebstalkers?


Eddie Vedder and Jill McCormick Wed

Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder and his longtime girlfriend, model Jill McCormick, were married in a small ceremony on Saturday in Hawaii.

Guests of the wedding included Sean Penn and musician Jack Johnson.

Eddie proposed to Jill last year at a gala where he paid tribute to Bruce Springsteen after years of living together.

The couple have 2 daughters, Olivia 6 and Harper Moon who is almost 2.

Congrats to the couple from Celebstalk!!


Brian Austin Green Can’t Stop Gushing About His New Bride, Megan Fox

One of Hollywood’s hottest new couples, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, have been all over the web lately. Why? Because Brian Austin Green can’t stop gushing about Megan Fox! Brian has been going crazy lately talking it up with seemingly anyone who will listen about how awesome his new bride has been for him and his son, Cassius, saying she is an unbelievable mother and that she has helped boost his confidence.

“(Megan) is absolutely my better half in parenting,” Green told Details in a recent interview. “She just gets it. It’s instinctual for her.”

Awwww! So what else has been happening for the newlyweds? Green has been appearing on Desperate Housewives and it looks like his storyline will be expanding after news of Smallville’s John Schneider planning to appear as his characters father on the show. As for Megan, her newest project, The Crossing, which is a thriller about a young couple getting caught up in a drug trafficking scheme in Mexico on vacation, is in production now and is set to hit theaters sometime next year, according to IMDB.

So, what do you think Celebstalkers? Can you see Megan Fox as a good mother?


Angelina Jolie Condemns Quran Burning Plans at Florida Church

Angelina Jolie, who has been active as the UN’s Goodwill Ambassador in the past years, has recently spoken up about her disapproval for a Florida church’s plan to burn copies of the Muslim holy book to mark the ninth anniversary of the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center.

“I have hardly the words that somebody would do that to somebody’s religious book,” Jolie told reporters in Islamabad while visiting refugees there recently.

Many government officials have also vocalized their disapproval, saying it could harm the US troops that have been stationed in Afganistan, as well as American’s worldwide.

The Christian minister who has been organizing the Quran burning, Pastor Terry Jones, says that despite concerns, he still plans to go ahead with things. Jones is part of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, an evangelical Christian church who hold an anti-Islam philosophy.

So what has the response been from Pakistan? There really hasn’t been much of a response due to the devastating flood that has taken over 1,700 lives and affected over 18 million.

There hasn’t been much of a response from the Christian community either, but we expect that there will be as soon as the story gets more attention from the media.


Joe Perry Slams Steven Tyler’s New Gig on American Idol

Aerosmith’s guitarist, Joe Perry, has apparently become very vocal about his distaste for lead singer Steven Tyler’s new job as a judge on American Idol.

“(American Idol) is a reality show designed to get people to watch that station and sell advertising. It’s one step above Ninja Turtles,” Perry told the Calgary Herald in a recent interview. “I’ll tell you one thing, when we put this band together, this is not something that (Steven) would do. It’s his business, but I don’t want Aerosmith’s name involved with it. We have nothing to do with it.”

Yikes! “(Aerosmith) sat down not too long ago, when we decided to do this (Cocked, Locked, Ready to Rock) tour, and we basically laid out plans for the next two years,” Perry continued. “And when you’re sitting there talking about that and one of the band members knows full well he’s signing a contract that’s taking him out of the music business for up to 7 months of the year-that kind of throws a wrench into things. It’s all very well to say, ‘I’m going to go off and do this and it won’t interfere with the band’…but there’s only so many weeks in the month and so many months in the year.”

So, according to Perry, it sounds like Aerosmith’s shows may be few and far between for awhile. With Steven having so many recent health scares lately, it totally makes sense to us that he might want to take it easy on the tour front for awhile, but it looks like Joe isn’t feeling it. So, the two are seemingly fighting again…not that that’s a first in the bands history. If you remember, just last year after Tyler was injured on tour and did a brief stint in rehab, Perry was all about replacing him. So, as ridiculous as that sounds, is it possible that Perry may still have the idea in mind?

“I’m not going to sit around for two years waiting for him to come back to Aerosmith,” Joe told the Calgary Herald. “(You’ve got) four guys that are great together, and if you find the right singer, there’s no reason you can’t go and entertain people.” Well, you know, Joe, the same could be said for a guitarist…

So, if that’s the case, could this new gig on American Idol really mean the end of Aerosmith? Who knows. Tyler and Perry have both called it quits in the past and Perry, more recently, has been very vocal about the fact that his is displeased with most of Tyler’s choices. If history shows us anything, it may mean that this is just another disagreement between the two.

As far as Aerosmith’s future, Perry only said one thing to Calgary Herald: “Technically speaking, after our gig in Vancouver (September 16th), I don’t have a job with Aerosmith,”  he lamented. “We know these are the last shows for awhile. And I really do mean awhile. I don’t know when we’ll be out there again, the five of us, so we’ll be playing with everything we’ve got.”

So Celebstalkers, what do you think? Do you think that Steven selfishly made plans to do Idol without talking to his bandmates? Do you think Perry is being an overdramatic sissyface? Do you think that this could be the end of Aerosmith as we know them? If Aerosmith finds a new singer, would you be interested at all in seeing them without Steven Tyler?


Who Will Replace Steve Carrell on The Office?

With Steve Carrell recently confirming that he will indeed be leaving the cast of NBC’s The Office last month, fans have been wondering about the future of the hit sitcom. While Steve insists that the show can continue to be successful without him, nobody who watches the show can really imagine The Office without Michael Scott.

Well, recently there has been a lot of talk about who may be stepping in to take Steve’s place and what story that character may have. While nothing has been confirmed as far as casting, there have been a few stars that are in the running.

Harvey Keitel, star of movies such as Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, has been one name on the lips of The Office’s screenwriter and producer Paul Lieberstein (who also plays Michael Scott’s arch nemesis, Toby).

Paul recently told E! News, “He’s probably the only guy who can do it, and he’s doing TV now.” He went on to say, “I haven’t started any talks with his people, but Harvey would do a great job – a very different energy.”

Keitel is best known for his movie roles where he plays the tough guy and is appearing in the newest Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro comedy, Little Fockers, which releases December 22nd in theaters nationwide.

Another name reportedly in the running is Danny McBride.

Danny has appeared in films such as Land of the Lost alongside Will Ferrell and Pineapple Express with Seth Rogan and James Franco.

Although no comments have been made regarding whether or not Danny is officially in talks with the shows producers or not, we have it on good authority that McBride is being considered for Carrell’s replacement.

Danny has a few projects in the works right now for next year, so even if he doesn’t join the cast of The Office, no worries! We’ll be seeing a lot more of him in the future!

There have also been rumors floating about that HBO’s The Flight of the Conchords’ Rhys Darby may be stepping in.

Although like Keitel and McBride, Rhys hasn’t been officially listed as a possible replacement for the show, there has been a lot of talk around town. Paul Lieberstein has been careful to not name any stars.

In addition to playing Murray Hewitt on HBO’s The Flight of the Conchords, Darby has also appeared in the movie Yes Man with Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel and has a few projects coming up within the next year that we can look forward to.

One little tidbit we have been able to get on the future of The Office is that of the story of the new leading character. According to Lieberstein, the new character will be “an old salesman who thought he could retire and the stock market went down, and he has to come out of retirement to work for a few years,” Liberstein said, adding: “We don’t want to bring in another Michael, having someone play a very similar character, because we have such a high regard for Steve.”

So what did Paul have to say about Steve leaving the show?

“The sad part is obvious,” Lieberstein said. “But it’s exciting because we get a chance to change this character. We get to have him grow in a way that we could never do if we wanted him to stay for years. And we get to end this season differently than we started.”

So what do you think Celebstalkers? How do you think The Office will do without Michael Scott? Who do you think would be best in the new role?


Is Kate Hudson Musing Over Marriage to Rocker Matt Bellamy?

It’s no big secret that Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have gotten pretty serious pretty quickly. It seems like only yesterday that the couple just began dating, and now it seems that they have a goal to cuddle up on every continent.  They were recently spotted house-hunting and canoodling all over Europe and the neither Kate Hudson nor Matt Bellamy have tried to deny the fact that they are very much in love… (like a Neutron Star Collision or something…)

But does that mean that we can expect a Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy wedding in the near future?

It looks like the answer isn’t written in the stars for Kate! When asked about marriage she recently told Elle magazine: “It’s definitely not something I’m looking for. I’ll just see what happens.”

Kate Hudson has already been married to one rock-star Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. It could be that Kate Hudson just doesn’t want to share too much of her private life and desires with the public..or maybe she’ll follow in the footsteps of her dear old mum and forego marriage in favor of long lasting partnerships instead…

At any rate, its obvious that Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are totally in love for now and the sound of wedding bells may be in the future.


Septembers Mougar of the Month is….GORGEOUS GEORGE!!!

Holy hot mougars! He’s the moug you’ve all been waiting for, Celebstalkers! Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, George Clooney, has been rockin’ our worlds ever since he put on his doctors coat as Dr. Doug Ross in ER in 1994. Since then, he has played an escaped convict, a master thief and the caped crusader (Hello Bat-Nipples!). In his newest project, The American, which opens today, George plays an assassin who hides out in Italy for one last assignment.

So without further adieu, we tip our hats to you and all your hotness Gorgeous George!

MINI BIO: The yummiest thing to come out of Kentucky since fried chicken, George was born in 1961 in Lexington. After his cousin got him a small part in a movie in 1982, George headed to Hollywood where he lived in a friend’s closet for a year before he found work. After doing small roles on t.v. shows here and there, Clooney hit it big when he signed on to star in ER and has been making us want to play doctor with him ever since!

WHY WE LOVE HIM! (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!): Are you kidding? He’s George freakin’ Clooney! This man is so hot he makes you wanna slap your husband! Not only that, he’s the moug who cares. Whether he’s fighting for diseases or trying to keep the peace in Darfur, for years George has used his fame and fortune to try and make the world a better place through raising awareness for the causes he believes in, stating the he is an activist first and an actor second and that is sexy! Not to mention, he is a perpetual bachelor who swears he will never marry again, which makes him unattainable which makes us want him more. Does it matter that we don’t know him personally? Nope. Does it matter that his current girlfriend is an Italian supermodel? Petty details. What matters is that women want him and men want to be him. He is a given. When you met your husband and you first had “the talk” about all the celebrities you found attractive, he already knew about George. Dude is so hot that your man doesn’t even fight the attraction…he knows its an uphill battle. There are three little facts in life, Celebstalkers: 1. The world is round 2. The only things certain are death and taxes and 3. Your husband already knows that George Clooney is shagarrific and that the more he fights it, the hotter Clooney will get. It’s like fighting gravity…

MOUGABILITY: If George Clooney made a 2 hour movie where he did nothing but sit in a chair and read the back of a cereal box, you would go see it. Deny it all you want, but it’s true. If he stood there with his shirt off, women would fight to the death to get a seat in the theaters and he would make a billion dollars. Yes, you would! And your hubby wouldn’t fight it. George is one of the few men who can make you laugh and cry in the same second. He has a great sense of humor and a killer ass and no matter what, he gets more distinguished and sexy every time we see him. The fact that guys automatically accept this and that George fights for the world makes him even sexier. He is the epitome of classy mougar material. So, Georgie, we salute you! You are one sexy mougamuffin!

Ready for more of Gorgeous George? The American opens nationwide in theaters today! Go see it now! No cereal box reading, we promise! (As if it would even matter!)